Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, it ain't Stanley .'
The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.''
''What! He had two assholes?'' asked the mortician.
''Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's goes Stanley with them two assholes."
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, it ain't Stanley .'
The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.''
''What! He had two assholes?'' asked the mortician.
''Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's goes Stanley with them two assholes."
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned bad... (
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Funny, and I thought you didn't have a sense of humor
Tiptop789 wrote:
Funny, and I thought you didn't have a sense of humor
This was humor that wasn't directed at you, that's why.
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, it ain't Stanley .'
The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.''
''What! He had two assholes?'' asked the mortician.
''Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's goes Stanley with them two assholes."
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned bad... (
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That is a pretty good joke. I just stole it and told it to some relatives and even though I messed it up they laughed.
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, it ain't Stanley .'
The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.''
''What! He had two assholes?'' asked the mortician.
''Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's goes Stanley with them two assholes."
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned bad... (
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Mikeyavelli wrote:
This was humor that wasn't directed at you, that's why.
Oh Dogberry, it was still humorous.
40 some years ago I was working a high zoot bar in Manhattan. A guy sitting next to a gorgeous woman in skin tight white jeans asked "how do you get into those jeans?".
She looked at him for a moment and squirmed on the barstool.
"The one asshole I have in these jeans is all I need."
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, it ain't Stanley .'
The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.''
''What! He had two assholes?'' asked the mortician.
''Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's goes Stanley with them two assholes."
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned bad... (
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That was tooo funnyyyy!!!!!ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π€£πππ€£ππ
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still laughing....
lindajoy wrote:
That was tooo funnyyyy!!!!!ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π€£πππ€£ππ
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still laughing....
The second one wasn't bad either. Mike
teabag09 wrote:
The second one wasn't bad either. Mike
The guy turned red and ordered a double.
I bought the woman a drink.
And no, I didn't get into those pants.
SGM B
Loc: TEXAS but live in Alabama now
Mikeyavelli wrote:
The guy turned red and ordered a double.
I bought the woman a drink.
And no, I didn't get into those pants.
What a shame. And I bet you would look good in em too. πππ
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SGM B wrote:
What a shame. And I bet you would look good in em too. πππ
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They would have looked real good in a twisted pile beside my bed, but that never happened.
SGM B
Loc: TEXAS but live in Alabama now
Mikeyavelli wrote:
They would have looked real good in a twisted pile beside my bed, but that never happened.
Yeah, sez youβ¦πππ. Who ya think yer talkin to friend?
On a serious note, I know
exactly what youβre talkin about - been there -
almost done that. But it was some fun tho. Oh to be 18 againβ¦no, wait - I do not want that again. LOL!!!!
Mikeyavelli wrote:
They would have looked real good in a twisted pile beside my bed, but that never happened.
SGM B wrote:
Yeah, sez youβ¦πππ. Who
ya think yer talkin to friend?
On a serious note, I know exactly what youβre talkin about - been there - almost done that. But it was some fun tho. Oh to be 18 againβ¦no, wait - I do not want that again. LOL!!!!
Lolol!! Ahhh the bantering of two gentlemen~~ Reminiscent of days past Iβm sure~~~
Thanks for the morning smiles~~ππ€π₯
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