archie bunker wrote:
Yep!
I like that. Nothing lost, just win win.
archie bunker wrote:
Yep!
I will have to remember that advice on taco night.
SWMBO
archie bunker wrote:
Yep!
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because they can’t come up with anything as good. This is called cultural appropriation.
Let me share a story of true Texan ingenuity. A bartender in West Texas watches as a dusty cowpoke rides up out of the hot Texas sun, ties off his horse walks behind it lifts its tail and plants a kiss right on the horses anus. He then came in the bar and ordered a whiskey. The bartender thought the Texan must have been nuts but after the man had a couple he realized he was a decent guy with some interesting yarns. When the man paid his tab and got up to leave the bartender stoped him. “You seem like a nice guy but I have a question for you, When you rode up you lifted that horses tail and kissed its ass, it was one of the most disgusting things I have seen. Why on earth would you do such a thing?” The cowpoke grinned and replied “chapped lips.” The shocked bartender shrugged his shoulders and asked “chapped lips? How the hell does that work? The cowboy smugly replied, “keeps me from lickin em.”
Kevyn wrote:
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because they can’t come up with anything as good. This is called cultural appropriation.
Let me share a story of true Texan ingenuity. A bartender in West Texas watches as a dusty cowpoke rides up out of the hot Texas sun, ties off his horse walks behind it lifts its tail and plants a kiss right on the horses anus. He then came in the bar and ordered a whiskey. The bartender thought the Texan must have been nuts but after the man had a couple he realized he was a decent guy with some interesting yarns. When the man paid his tab and got up to leave the bartender stoped him. “You seem like a nice guy but I have a question for you, When you rode up you lifted that horses tail and kissed its ass, it was one of the most disgusting things I have seen. Why on earth would you do such a thing?” The cowpoke grinned and replied “chapped lips.” The shocked bartender shrugged his shoulders and asked “chapped lips? How the hell does that work? The cowboy smugly replied, “keeps me from lickin em.”
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It would be awesome if you left this forum. You can't even leave a fun topic alone you malevolent creature.
archie bunker wrote:
Yep!
I suppose that Yankees have to be told that.
Kevyn wrote:
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because they can’t come up with anything as good. This is called cultural appropriation.
Let me share a story of true Texan ingenuity. A bartender in West Texas watches as a dusty cowpoke rides up out of the hot Texas sun, ties off his horse walks behind it lifts its tail and plants a kiss right on the horses anus. He then came in the bar and ordered a whiskey. The bartender thought the Texan must have been nuts but after the man had a couple he realized he was a decent guy with some interesting yarns. When the man paid his tab and got up to leave the bartender stoped him. “You seem like a nice guy but I have a question for you, When you rode up you lifted that horses tail and kissed its ass, it was one of the most disgusting things I have seen. Why on earth would you do such a thing?” The cowpoke grinned and replied “chapped lips.” The shocked bartender shrugged his shoulders and asked “chapped lips? How the hell does that work? The cowboy smugly replied, “keeps me from lickin em.”
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Let me guess... the cowperson of undetermined gender's name was Kevyn.
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
I suppose that Yankees have to be told that.
Nah. They just eat what falls off with their salad fork.
Rose42 wrote:
It would be awesome if you left this forum. You can't even leave a fun topic alone you malevolent creature.
I prefer that he leave civilization!
Even earth!
archie bunker wrote:
Nah. They just eat what falls off with their salad fork.
I guess I'm a redneck. I use the same fork for my salad, steak, and taters.
Kevyn wrote:
Tacos are Mexican, Texans just eat them because they can’t come up with anything as good. This is called cultural appropriation.
Let me share a story of true Texan ingenuity. A bartender in West Texas watches as a dusty cowpoke rides up out of the hot Texas sun, ties off his horse walks behind it lifts its tail and plants a kiss right on the horses anus. He then came in the bar and ordered a whiskey. The bartender thought the Texan must have been nuts but after the man had a couple he realized he was a decent guy with some interesting yarns. When the man paid his tab and got up to leave the bartender stoped him. “You seem like a nice guy but I have a question for you, When you rode up you lifted that horses tail and kissed its ass, it was one of the most disgusting things I have seen. Why on earth would you do such a thing?” The cowpoke grinned and replied “chapped lips.” The shocked bartender shrugged his shoulders and asked “chapped lips? How the hell does that work? The cowboy smugly replied, “keeps me from lickin em.”
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I believe that's the smartest thing I've ever seen you write, congratulations!
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
I guess I'm a redneck. I use the same fork for my salad, steak, and taters.
Friggin unwashed heathen!
Anyone with an inkling of class knows that you NEVER eat steak with a tater fork!
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