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Jun 28, 2020 13:44:40   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Groceries

A Russian woman married an Australian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Melbourne . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll down.)










Hellooooooo
What were you thinking? Her husband speaks English!

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Jun 28, 2020 14:06:42   #
Carol Kelly
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Groceries

A Russian woman married an Australian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Melbourne . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll down.)










Hellooooooo
What were you thinking? Her husband speaks English!
Groceries br br A Russian woman married an Austr... (show quote)


LOL!!!

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Jun 28, 2020 14:48:07   #
SWMBO
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Groceries

A Russian woman married an Australian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Melbourne . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll down.)










Hellooooooo
What were you thinking? Her husband speaks English!
Groceries br br A Russian woman married an Austr... (show quote)


Love it!!! thanks for the laugh.

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Jun 29, 2020 06:26:54   #
Big dog
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Groceries

A Russian woman married an Australian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Melbourne . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll down.)










Hellooooooo
What were you thinking? Her husband speaks English!
Groceries br br A Russian woman married an Austr... (show quote)


Whew 😅, ya had me worried there for a moment.

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Jun 29, 2020 13:27:31   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Groceries

A Russian woman married an Australian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Melbourne . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll down.)










Hellooooooo
What were you thinking? Her husband speaks English!
Groceries br br A Russian woman married an Austr... (show quote)
OH! Of course. He'd ask for sausage. That way, he wouldn't wind up with some of those tiny vienna sausages.

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Jun 29, 2020 13:48:17   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Fit2BTied wrote:
OH! Of course. He'd ask for sausage. That way, he wouldn't wind up with some of those tiny vienna sausages.


It'z the Liberals who have those tiny Vienna sausages!!

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