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May 18, 2020 01:05:07   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
Old man sitting on the front porch sees a little boy walking down the street holding something.
Old man says “Son, what you got here?”
Little boy says “Chicken wire.. I’m a gonna get me some chickens.”
Old man says “Boy, you can’t catch chickens with chicken wire.”
About two hours later the little boy walks by the old man with a bunch of chickens wrapped up in the chicken wire.
A few days later the little boy walks by the old man again.
Old man asks “What you got there?”
Little boy says “Duck tape. I’m a gonna get me some ducks”.
Old man says “Son, you can’t get no ducks with no duct tape”.
A couple of hours later the little boy walks by the old man with a bunch of ducks wrapped up in that duck tape.
A couple of days later the little boy walks by the old man with a stick in his hand.
Old man says “Boy, what you got there?”
Little boy says “Pussy willow”.
Old man says “Hold on a minute, I’ll get my hat”.





















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May 18, 2020 01:10:23   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Old man sitting on the front porch sees a little boy walking down the street holding something.
Old man says “Son, what you got here?”
Little boy says “Chicken wire.. I’m a gonna get me some chickens.”
Old man says “Boy, you can’t catch chickens with chicken wire.”
About two hours later the little boy walks by the old man with a bunch of chickens wrapped up in the chicken wire.
A few days later the little boy walks by the old man again.
Old man asks “What you got there?”
Little boy says “Duck tape. I’m a gonna get me some ducks”.
Old man says “Son, you can’t get no ducks with no duct tape”.
A couple of hours later the little boy walks by the old man with a bunch of ducks wrapped up in that duck tape.
A couple of days later the little boy walks by the old man with a stick in his hand.
Old man says “Boy, what you got there?”
Little boy says “Pussy willow”.
Old man says “Hold on a minute, I’ll get my hat”.
Old man sitting on the front porch sees a little b... (show quote)





















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May 18, 2020 01:16:25   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
Enjoy





















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May 18, 2020 03:38:36   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Enjoy


Last one was my favorite

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May 18, 2020 09:26:46   #
GoCubs Loc: Earth
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Old man sitting on the front porch sees a little boy walking down the street holding something.
Old man says “Son, what you got here?”
Little boy says “Chicken wire.. I’m a gonna get me some chickens.”
Old man says “Boy, you can’t catch chickens with chicken wire.”
About two hours later the little boy walks by the old man with a bunch of chickens wrapped up in the chicken wire.
A few days later the little boy walks by the old man again.
Old man asks “What you got there?”
Little boy says “Duck tape. I’m a gonna get me some ducks”.
Old man says “Son, you can’t get no ducks with no duct tape”.
A couple of hours later the little boy walks by the old man with a bunch of ducks wrapped up in that duck tape.
A couple of days later the little boy walks by the old man with a stick in his hand.
Old man says “Boy, what you got there?”
Little boy says “Pussy willow”.
Old man says “Hold on a minute, I’ll get my hat”.
Old man sitting on the front porch sees a little b... (show quote)


Funny! Thanks!

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May 19, 2020 12:45:15   #
Tug484
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Old man sitting on the front porch sees a little boy walking down the street holding something.
Old man says “Son, what you got here?”
Little boy says “Chicken wire.. I’m a gonna get me some chickens.”
Old man says “Boy, you can’t catch chickens with chicken wire.”
About two hours later the little boy walks by the old man with a bunch of chickens wrapped up in the chicken wire.
A few days later the little boy walks by the old man again.
Old man asks “What you got there?”
Little boy says “Duck tape. I’m a gonna get me some ducks”.
Old man says “Son, you can’t get no ducks with no duct tape”.
A couple of hours later the little boy walks by the old man with a bunch of ducks wrapped up in that duck tape.
A couple of days later the little boy walks by the old man with a stick in his hand.
Old man says “Boy, what you got there?”
Little boy says “Pussy willow”.
Old man says “Hold on a minute, I’ll get my hat”.
Old man sitting on the front porch sees a little b... (show quote)



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May 19, 2020 14:30:23   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
dtucker300 wrote:
Enjoy



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May 19, 2020 15:27:51   #
Mike Easterday
 
These memes show how creative people can be. When bored!😄😄😄

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May 19, 2020 19:59:29   #
dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA
 
Mike Easterday wrote:
These memes show how creative people can be. When bored!😄😄😄


Yes, they do! Surprisingly, many jokes and cartoons come from those in prison.

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May 21, 2020 13:08:45   #
Skiladi
 
First time you made sense

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