Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

Ya'll stay healthy out there

BigMike Loc: yerington nv

I live in northern NV and some years back the Hanta virus (from dry rodent poop) surfaced.

I clean out properties, sheds, storage units and recycle old travel trailers.

Dry rat sht and bat sht heaven!

Never get sick! I could die of a heart attack from smoking or get diabetes from too much sugar or booze.

The key is get exposed to everything by degrees and allow nature to do what it can do...but forcing it, like open borders would do, is a hasty and ill thought out idea.

Maybe what I'm saying is don't be afraid of getting sick...it happens...and if you don't die your progeny will be resistant.

Moms! Breastfeed those babies! It helps immune systems!

Have PETS! They help YOUR immune system and visa versa!

Go fishing! Eat wild game! Raise chickens and pigs!

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

You're sense of humor always makes me smile. You're a blessing in a warped way. Keep up the good work and carry on!

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

Great advice!

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

These are spot on. Very funny. Thanks

Here's the only clean joke I could think of:

THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER

Two tall trees, a birch, and a beech, are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch."

The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into."

Now wipe that smile off your face, and pass it on.

BigMike Loc: yerington nv

BigMike Loc: yerington nv

All the mixing that can logically be done is fine but God said He establishes borders for a reason...to let us know we needed some, I think!

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