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Feb 14, 2020 14:23:00 #
God was missing for six days.
Eventually. Michael, the archangel found him resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael. Look at what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael. "I'm still confused." God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.
Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people.
Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What is that one?"
"That's Wisconsin, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful rivers and streams, lakes and forests and hills.
The people from Wisconsin are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.
They will be extremely sociable, hard working, high achieving, carriers of peace and producers of good things. Champions shall come from here like my beloved Green Bay Packers."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God?
You said there would be balance."
God smiles, "I will create Minnesota, wait till you see the clowns I put there.
They will field a football team to provide entertainment, they will never win and will wear purple and play in a domed stadium.
"Michael inquisitively asked, "Why a domed stadium?"
God said, "Even I don't want to watch them play."
LETS HEAR IT FOR WISCONSIN!!!!!
Eventually. Michael, the archangel found him resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael. Look at what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael. "I'm still confused." God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.
Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people.
Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What is that one?"
"That's Wisconsin, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful rivers and streams, lakes and forests and hills.
The people from Wisconsin are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.
They will be extremely sociable, hard working, high achieving, carriers of peace and producers of good things. Champions shall come from here like my beloved Green Bay Packers."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God?
You said there would be balance."
God smiles, "I will create Minnesota, wait till you see the clowns I put there.
They will field a football team to provide entertainment, they will never win and will wear purple and play in a domed stadium.
"Michael inquisitively asked, "Why a domed stadium?"
God said, "Even I don't want to watch them play."
LETS HEAR IT FOR WISCONSIN!!!!!
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