bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst of all ages.You constantly have the urge to pee,but most of the time you can't!"
Slatten said "That's nothin bahm,the seventies are worse!I can't take a crap anymore! I eat bran,take laxatives
and a fiber additive,but I still can't go!"
Bb said"Guys wait til you're in your nineties,they are far worse!"
bahm asked bb"Do you have trouble peeing?"
bb said"No,I go about six oclock every morning,no trouble at all".
Slat asked bb"Do you have trouble taking a crap?"
BB replied "No,I go about six thirty every morning
Bahm and Slat were amazed
Slat finally asked bb"If you can do that,then please tell us what's so bad about being in the nineties?"
BB said "I don't get up until nine oclock!!"
badbobby wrote:
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst of all ages.You constantly have the urge to pee,but most of the time you can't!"
Slatten said "That's nothin bahm,the seventies are worse!I can't take a crap anymore! I eat bran,take laxatives
and a fiber additive,but I still can't go!"
Bb said"Guys wait til you're in your nineties,they are far worse!"
bahm asked bb"Do you have trouble peeing?"
bb said"No,I go about six oclock every morning,no trouble at all".
Slat asked bb"Do you have trouble taking a crap?"
BB replied "No,I go about six thirty every morning
Bahm and Slat were amazed
Slat finally asked bb"If you can do that,then please tell us what's so bad about being in the nineties?"
BB said "I don't get up until nine oclock!!"
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst... (
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Boy that sure leaves a mess to clean up now doesn't it?
badbobby wrote:
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst of all ages.You constantly have the urge to pee,but most of the time you can't!"
Slatten said "That's nothin bahm,the seventies are worse!I can't take a crap anymore! I eat bran,take laxatives
and a fiber additive,but I still can't go!"
Bb said"Guys wait til you're in your nineties,they are far worse!"
bahm asked bb"Do you have trouble peeing?"
bb said"No,I go about six oclock every morning,no trouble at all".
Slat asked bb"Do you have trouble taking a crap?"
BB replied "No,I go about six thirty every morning
Bahm and Slat were amazed
Slat finally asked bb"If you can do that,then please tell us what's so bad about being in the nineties?"
BB said "I don't get up until nine oclock!!"
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst... (
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That will mess with their heads. BB does PP and BM on his ownself.
badbobby wrote:
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst of all ages.You constantly have the urge to pee,but most of the time you can't!"
Slatten said "That's nothin bahm,the seventies are worse!I can't take a crap anymore! I eat bran,take laxatives
and a fiber additive,but I still can't go!"
Bb said"Guys wait til you're in your nineties,they are far worse!"
bahm asked bb"Do you have trouble peeing?"
bb said"No,I go about six oclock every morning,no trouble at all".
Slat asked bb"Do you have trouble taking a crap?"
BB replied "No,I go about six thirty every morning
Bahm and Slat were amazed
Slat finally asked bb"If you can do that,then please tell us what's so bad about being in the nineties?"
BB said "I don't get up until nine oclock!!"
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst... (
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A peace offering for Flatten?
badbobby wrote:
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst of all ages.You constantly have the urge to pee,but most of the time you can't!"
Slatten said "That's nothin bahm,the seventies are worse!I can't take a crap anymore! I eat bran,take laxatives
and a fiber additive,but I still can't go!"
Bb said"Guys wait til you're in your nineties,they are far worse!"
bahm asked bb"Do you have trouble peeing?"
bb said"No,I go about six oclock every morning,no trouble at all".
Slat asked bb"Do you have trouble taking a crap?"
BB replied "No,I go about six thirty every morning
Bahm and Slat were amazed
Slat finally asked bb"If you can do that,then please tell us what's so bad about being in the nineties?"
BB said "I don't get up until nine oclock!!"
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst... (
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BB isn't the guy that got engaged to get married is he?
This guy told his friend he was getting married.
His friend asked if she could cook.
No.
Is she good looking?
No.
Why then are you marrying her?
She still has a driver's license.
lpnmajor wrote:
That will mess with their heads. BB does PP and BM on his ownself.
Plastic sheets were my first thought.
Peewee wrote:
Plastic sheets were my first thought.
Wouldn't they stick to your skin? How would you sleep like that it would really be uncomfortable wouldn't it?
Tug484 wrote:
BB isn't the guy that got engaged to get married is he?
This guy told his friend he was getting married.
His friend asked if she could cook.
No.
Is she good looking?
No.
Why then are you marrying her?
She still has a driver's license.
certainly a consideration Tug
badbobby wrote:
nope
up at 6
went to walk
went to store
went to library
went to daughters house
started computer
busy morning
You have to get some fishin in there sometime. That will help your outlook a little bit.
Glad you had a good morning though hang in there.
badbobby wrote:
youdaman Pewee
Gross stuff has never grossed me out.
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