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Sep 8, 2019 12:23:28   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wanted to last longer during intercourse.

So he went to see a doctor for advice. The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer. Peewee decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley but figured that was too unsafe.

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, and he realized what he should do.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck’s undercarriage.


Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to pleasure himself.



Thinking that the car’s undercarriage was a bit of a turn-off, he firmly closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.

Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy, he kept his eyes shut and replied, “What?”

He heard, “This is the police. What’s going on down there?”

Peewee replied, “I’m checking out the rear axle, it’s busted.”

Then he heard the reply, “Well, you might as well check your brakes too because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.”

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Sep 8, 2019 12:29:23   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee wanted to last longer during intercourse.

So he went to see a doctor for advice. The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer. Peewee decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley but figured that was too unsafe.

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, and he realized what he should do.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck’s undercarriage.


Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to pleasure himself.



Thinking that the car’s undercarriage was a bit of a turn-off, he firmly closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.

Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy, he kept his eyes shut and replied, “What?”

He heard, “This is the police. What’s going on down there?”

Peewee replied, “I’m checking out the rear axle, it’s busted.”

Then he heard the reply, “Well, you might as well check your brakes too because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.”
Peewee wanted to last longer during intercourse. ... (show quote)


Oh,that was good,bb!!!Poor Peewee!!!

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Sep 8, 2019 12:55:07   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
proud republican wrote:
Oh,that was good,bb!!!Poor Peewee!!!
Oh,that was good,bb!!!Poor Peewee!!! img src="htt... (show quote)


p r
that was for men only

you are a good sport
sure do hope Peewee is too

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Sep 8, 2019 13:20:06   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee wanted to last longer during intercourse.

So he went to see a doctor for advice. The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer. Peewee decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley but figured that was too unsafe.

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, and he realized what he should do.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck’s undercarriage.


Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to pleasure himself.



Thinking that the car’s undercarriage was a bit of a turn-off, he firmly closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.

Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy, he kept his eyes shut and replied, “What?”

He heard, “This is the police. What’s going on down there?”

Peewee replied, “I’m checking out the rear axle, it’s busted.”

Then he heard the reply, “Well, you might as well check your brakes too because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.”
Peewee wanted to last longer during intercourse. ... (show quote)


OMG lolololhahahaha and men are called priviledged

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Sep 8, 2019 13:23:56   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
badbobby wrote:
p r
that was for men only

you are a good sport
sure do hope Peewee is too


Well,bb,women have needs too..This could of happened to women too...

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Sep 8, 2019 13:30:29   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
p r
that was for men only

you are a good sport
sure do hope Peewee is too

I understand this story is the source from which his nickname, 'PeeWee', was derived.

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Sep 8, 2019 13:32:12   #
debeda
 
slatten49 wrote:
I understand this story is the source of how his nickname, 'PeeWee', was derived.


Oh, now that's just MEAN

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Sep 8, 2019 13:34:27   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
debeda wrote:
Oh, now that's just MEAN

Have no doubt, Debeda. PeeWee will strike back in a corresponding manner.

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Sep 8, 2019 13:39:01   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I understand this story is the source from which his nickname, 'PeeWee', was derived.


more than likely

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Sep 8, 2019 13:40:08   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
debeda wrote:
OMG lolololhahahaha and men are called priviledged


methinks thou art also a good sport deb

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Sep 8, 2019 13:41:36   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Have no doubt, Debeda. PeeWee will strike back in a corresponding manner.

hope you get what you deserve Slat


for shame
picking on a fellow OPPer

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Sep 8, 2019 13:43:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
proud republican wrote:
Well,bb,women have needs too..This could of happened to women too...
Well,bb,women have needs too..This could of happen... (show quote)


mayhaps p r
but methinks you wouldn't be assigned the nickname Peewee

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Sep 8, 2019 13:45:36   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
hope you get what you deserve Slat


for shame
picking on a fellow OPPer

BB, you've made me feel so ashamed.

NOT

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Sep 8, 2019 17:32:33   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
badbobby wrote:
mayhaps p r
but methinks you wouldn't be assigned the nickname Peewee


How about Pussy Willow?

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Sep 9, 2019 05:11:24   #
rjoeholl
 
proud republican wrote:
Well,bb,women have needs too..This could of happened to women too...
Well,bb,women have needs too..This could of happen... (show quote)


But the cop wouldn't have interrupted them.

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