Peewee is materialistic
Aug 22, 2019 12:27:41 #
Peewee was parking his brand new Lexus,when a truck sideswiped him just as he opened the drivers door
Peewee immediately dialed 911 and in less than five minutes a patrol car arrived at the scene.Before the policeman could ask a question,Peewee started ranting and raving about how his brand new Lexus would never be the same.
The cop shook his head in amazement "Peewee I can't believe how materialistic you are.You're so focused on the new Lexus that you haven't noticed that your arm has been torn off at the elbow.
"My God"exclaimed Peewee"MY Rolex!!"
Peewee immediately dialed 911 and in less than five minutes a patrol car arrived at the scene.Before the policeman could ask a question,Peewee started ranting and raving about how his brand new Lexus would never be the same.
The cop shook his head in amazement "Peewee I can't believe how materialistic you are.You're so focused on the new Lexus that you haven't noticed that your arm has been torn off at the elbow.
"My God"exclaimed Peewee"MY Rolex!!"
Aug 22, 2019 12:59:26 #
badbobby wrote:
Peewee was parking his brand new Lexus,when a truc... (show quote)
Peewee will definitely appreciate this one.
Aug 22, 2019 15:24:30 #
badbobby wrote:
Peewee was parking his brand new Lexus,when a truc... (show quote)
Chuckles... Who was driving the truck?
Aug 22, 2019 15:51:45 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Chuckles... Who was driving the truck?
did I leave that out?
prolly several individuals on OPP would fit the bill, so to say
Slat,Bahm,moldy ,npp,Arch, Canuck,Kankune,the lovely Linda
I dunno
take your pick
Aug 23, 2019 09:14:51 #
Aug 23, 2019 13:44:55 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
Peewee was parking his brand new Lexus,when a truc... (show quote)
Taint none of that true, no surprise. But I did love your selfie at the bottom. You're just green with jealousy. Since I never took any IOUs from you or Slat.
Aug 23, 2019 14:15:27 #
Peewee wrote:
Taint none of that true, no surprise. But I did love your selfie at the bottom. You're just green with jealousy. Since I never took any IOUs from you or Slat.
I know you didn't take IOUs from me Peewee
but iff'n you did take IOUs from Slat
then you haven't been takin my advice and warnings
Aug 23, 2019 14:47:45 #
Peewee wrote:
Taint none of that true, no surprise. But I did love your selfie at the bottom. You're just green with jealousy. Since I never took any IOUs from you or Slat.
I posted one this AM on who were the nephilim I thought you might enjoy it is short.
Aug 23, 2019 15:04:55 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
I know you didn't take IOUs from me Peewee
but iff'n you did take IOUs from Slat
then you haven't been takin my advice and warnings
but iff'n you did take IOUs from Slat
then you haven't been takin my advice and warnings
Thanks for the warning. I'll be careful and on full alert. I keep the grass cut so he can't low crawl up on me. Marines are always up to something. His home is littered with babies, gates, pets, and toys as land mines, so he can practice his stealthy movements.
I know some stores have those free auto traders books, I think they have one for boats too. Usually at the entrance. Then you can be looking for a boat from your lazy-boy and your A/C climate-controlled castle. I keep hearing it's supposed to be a colder winter than normal due to El Nino, Mexico volcanos, and Brazilian forest fires. Should be some good winter fishing.
Aug 23, 2019 16:58:48 #
Peewee wrote:
Thanks for the warning. I'll be careful and on ful... (show quote)
methinks the Sgt Major would never allow clutter in her house
Slat prolly keeps his toys out in the dog house
since that's where he stays mosta the time
Aug 23, 2019 17:21:14 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
methinks the Sgt Major would never allow clutter in her house
Slat prolly keeps his toys out in the dog house
since that's where he stays mosta the time
Slat prolly keeps his toys out in the dog house
since that's where he stays mosta the time
Might be the best place to get some good rest and sleep. Women feather their own nest, not their husband's nest. We all know men have no rights anymore. It's kinda like the bathroom. We can have a toothbrush and a razor. If we're lucky.
Aug 23, 2019 18:05:33 #
Peewee wrote:
Might be the best place to get some good rest and sleep. Women feather their own nest, not their husband's nest. We all know men have no rights anymore. It's kinda like the bathroom. We can have a toothbrush and a razor. If we're lucky.
yeah
just be sure you don't leave one layin on the sink
deadly sin
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