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Slatten goes duck hunting up north
Aug 21, 2019 11:57:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Slat was duck hunting on land adjacent bahmer's posted land
Slat got real lucky(he's a terrible shot)and hit a duck
Unfortunately the duck fell onto bahm's posted land
Now Slat wasn't going to lose that duck(he had bets with friends that he could hit one)
so he started climbing the fence to retrieve the duck
But just then bahmer drove up and told Slat to get his ass off that fence,that he wasn't going to get that dead duck
Well,Slat was infuriated and he told bahm that if he didn't let him get the duck,he would sue bahm's overalls off
But bahm just smiled and said"You must be from the South,or maybe Texas.We settle little matters like this outta court"
Slat asked how
bahm said"We use the three kick rule.If there is a disagreement we give each other three kicks,and back and forth until one party gives up"
Now Slat ,being one a them Marines(you all know the BS instilled in the recruits in boot camp;that Marines are tougher than anyone else and other BS) figured he could easily take ol bahm,so he agreed to the three kick rule and offered bahm the first one to start kicking
Well bahm's first kick put the toe of his heavy work boot into Slat's groin,and put Slat to his knees
the second kick smashed Slat's nose and put him belly down
the third kick was to his kidneys and made him throw up
Slat gathered what strength he had left and crawled to his knees
"Okay bahmer,now it's my turn"
but bahm just smiled and said"No' you win,you can go get the duck'

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Aug 21, 2019 13:09:35   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Slat was duck hunting on land adjacent bahmer's posted land
Slat got real lucky(he's a terrible shot)and hit a duck
Unfortunately the duck fell onto bahm's posted land
Now Slat wasn't going to lose that duck(he had bets with friends that he could hit one)
so he started climbing the fence to retrieve the duck
But just then bahmer drove up and told Slat to get his ass off that fence,that he wasn't going to get that dead duck
Well,Slat was infuriated and he told bahm that if he didn't let him get the duck,he would sue bahm's overalls off
But bahm just smiled and said"You must be from the South,or maybe Texas.We settle little matters like this outta court"
Slat asked how
bahm said"We use the three kick rule.If there is a disagreement we give each other three kicks,and back and forth until one party gives up"
Now Slat ,being one a them Marines(you all know the BS instilled in the recruits in boot camp;that Marines are tougher than anyone else and other BS) figured he could easily take ol bahm,so he agreed to the three kick rule and offered bahm the first one to start kicking
Well bahm's first kick put the toe of his heavy work boot into Slat's groin,and put Slat to his knees
the second kick smashed Slat's nose and put him belly down
the third kick was to his kidneys and made him throw up
Slat gathered what strength he had left and crawled to his knees
"Okay bahmer,now it's my turn"
but bahm just smiled and said"No' you win,you can go get the duck'
Slat was duck hunting on land adjacent bahmer's p... (show quote)

Bahmer's a mean-spirited son-of-a-gun. He got that way by hanging with you, ya' durn Squid.

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Aug 21, 2019 15:24:29   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer's a mean-spirited son-of-a-gun. He got that way by hanging with you, ya' durn Squid.


I sure hope that you enjoyed that duck dinner there Slatten.

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Aug 21, 2019 15:31:08   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I sure hope that you enjoyed that duck dinner there Slatten.

That durn bird turned out to be a mud hen, which is a type of coot...sort'a like BB, an old coot.

coot [ko͞ot] NOUN; an aquatic bird of the rail family, with blackish plumage, lobed feet, and a bill that extends back on to the forehead as a horny shield.

INFORMAL; a foolish or eccentric person, typically an old man.

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Aug 21, 2019 15:48:22   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
That durn bird turned out to be a mud hen, which is a type of coot...sort'a like BB, an old coot.

coot [ko͞ot] NOUN; an aquatic bird of the rail family, with blackish plumage, lobed feet, and a bill that extends back on to the forehead as a horny shield.

INFORMAL; a foolish or eccentric person, typically an old man.

golly gee Slat
didn't mean to upset you
and since the duck was in reality a coot
that's prolly why you were able to(very luckily)hit him
I understand that coots fly much slower than ducks
kinda like Marines are slower than Swabbies(intellectually speakin)


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Aug 21, 2019 15:58:29   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
golly gee Slat
didn't mean to upset you
and since the duck was in reality a coot
that's prolly why you were able to(very luckily)hit him
I understand that coots fly much slower than ducks
kinda like Marines are slower than Swabbies(intellectually speakin)


You are often amusing, BB, yet never upsetting. I don't take Squids seriously enough to be upset.

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Aug 21, 2019 16:03:22   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
You are often amusing, BB, yet never upsetting. I don't take Squids seriously enough to be upset.

speakin of amusement
pay me Slat


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Aug 21, 2019 16:24:36   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
speakin of amusement
pay me Slat


Every durn day, I pay you no attention. Isn't that enough

BTW, what 'bout your debt to me...how long am I supposed to wait

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Aug 21, 2019 17:37:12   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Every durn day, I pay you no attention. Isn't that enough

BTW, what 'bout your debt to me...how long am I supposed to wait


no debt
so no use waitin
pay me

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Aug 21, 2019 18:20:25   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
no debt
so no use waitin
pay me

You live in an alternate reality.

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Aug 21, 2019 19:13:16   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
You live in an alternate reality.


at least though
I'm not asleep

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Aug 22, 2019 06:01:20   #
Tug484
 
slatten49 wrote:
That durn bird turned out to be a mud hen, which is a type of coot...sort'a like BB, an old coot.

coot [ko͞ot] NOUN; an aquatic bird of the rail family, with blackish plumage, lobed feet, and a bill that extends back on to the forehead as a horny shield.

INFORMAL; a foolish or eccentric person, typically an old man.

Full of buck shot, I bet.

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