badbobby Loc: texas

here's badbobby driving from Humble to Ft worth, and Slatten driving from Hillsboro to Houston.
In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.
badbobby manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!"
Likewise Slat scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage.
He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"
badbobby walks over to Slat and says, "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of archrivals"
Slat thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends.
Now I'm gonna see what else survived this wreck"said badbobby
So badbobby pops open his trunk and finds a full, unopened bottle of Jack Daniels.
He says to Slat, "I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship"
Slatten replies, "You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle Slat hands it back to badbobby and says, "Your turn!"
badbobby twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to come."

Lonewolf

That was good never saw it comeing

bahmer

If Slats pays back all of those IOU's will you call off the cops? Nah not badbobby.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

And you call me "dastardly "

Seth

badbobby Loc: texas

it fits you so well

debeda

Lolololhahahaha that's toooooooooo good

elledee

man thats just wrong...but still funny

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

I wish everyone on the main threads had as good of a sense of humor as you have.