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Aug 10, 2019 11:47:36   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble,Texas, for a look at the new 2020 F-150..

Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.

I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.

The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.

The seats were of particular interest.

She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck

"I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!"

I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it.

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Aug 10, 2019 11:50:34   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble,Texas, for a look at the new 2020 F-150..

Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.

I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.

The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.

The seats were of particular interest.

She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck

"I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!"

I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it.
stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble... (show quote)


Really badbobby you are getting a bit old for these types of excursions Mama is going to quarantine you if you aren't careful.

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Aug 10, 2019 12:01:53   #
Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon
 
badbobby wrote:
stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble,Texas, for a look at the new 2020 F-150..

Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.

I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.

The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.

The seats were of particular interest.

She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck

"I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!"

I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it.
stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble... (show quote)



Even though I don't care for Fords, I need to go test drive one now.

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Aug 10, 2019 12:03:24   #
Gatsby
 
badbobby wrote:
stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble,Texas, for a look at the new 2020 F-150..

Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.

I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.

The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.

The seats were of particular interest.

She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck

"I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!"

I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it.
stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble... (show quote)


Sure glad that I read that BEFORE I refilled my coffee cup!

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Aug 10, 2019 17:41:16   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble,Texas, for a look at the new 2020 F-150..

Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.

I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.

The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.

The seats were of particular interest.

She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck

"I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!"

I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it.
stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble... (show quote)


Clever...And chuckles...

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Aug 13, 2019 12:00:23   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Clever...And chuckles...

"Chuckles," huh

That could be BB's new nickname.

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Aug 13, 2019 12:01:51   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble,Texas, for a look at the new 2020 F-150..

Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.

I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.

The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.

The seats were of particular interest.

She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck

"I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!"

I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it.
stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble... (show quote)

What did your lovely wife think of the punchline

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Aug 13, 2019 12:19:17   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
What did your lovely wife think of the punchline


You don't give me enough credit Slat
I didn't tell her

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Aug 13, 2019 12:52:35   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
You don't give me enough credit Slat
I didn't tell her

Can you blame me, BB Financial losses stem from credit given via your worthless IOUs.

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Aug 13, 2019 12:55:30   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Can you blame me, BB Financial losses stem from credit given via your worthless IOUs.


and you just refuse to wake up

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Aug 13, 2019 12:59:13   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
and you just refuse to wake up

The Nile is in Egypt.

Denial is in your mind.

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Aug 13, 2019 13:33:10   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
The Nile is in Egypt.

Denial is in your mind.

you're almost poetical Slat



Naw,just bein your poor Marie self


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Aug 13, 2019 13:39:13   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
you're almost poetical Slat



Naw,just bein your poor Marie self


You keep calling me "Marie," and I'm gon'na start calling you 'Squad.'

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Aug 13, 2019 14:06:17   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
You keep calling me "Marie," and I'm gon'na start calling you 'Squad.'

\why?
I'm no politician
sides Marie somehow fits you


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Aug 13, 2019 14:49:17   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
\why?
I'm no politician
sides Marie somehow fits you


'Cause Marie is BearK's name...and, Donnie Osmond's sister.

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