stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble,Texas, for a look at the new 2020 F-150..
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.
The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest.
She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck
"I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!"
I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it.
badbobby wrote:
stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble,Texas, for a look at the new 2020 F-150..
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.
The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest.
She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck
"I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!"
I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it.
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Really badbobby you are getting a bit old for these types of excursions Mama is going to quarantine you if you aren't careful.
badbobby wrote:
stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble,Texas, for a look at the new 2020 F-150..
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.
The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest.
She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck
"I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!"
I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it.
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Even though I don't care for Fords, I need to go test drive one now.
badbobby wrote:
stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble,Texas, for a look at the new 2020 F-150..
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.
The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest.
She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck
"I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!"
I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it.
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Sure glad that I read that BEFORE I refilled my coffee cup!
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Clever...And chuckles...
"Chuckles," huh
That could be BB's new nickname.
badbobby wrote:
stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday in Humble,Texas, for a look at the new 2020 F-150..
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before I get too old.
The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a 'RESIST' lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest.
She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck
"I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!"
I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it.
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What did your lovely wife think of the punchline
slatten49 wrote:
What did your lovely wife think of the punchline
You don't give me enough credit Slat
I didn't tell her
badbobby wrote:
You don't give me enough credit Slat
I didn't tell her
Can you blame me, BB
Financial losses stem from credit given via your worthless IOUs.
slatten49 wrote:
Can you blame me, BB
Financial losses stem from credit given via your worthless IOUs.
and you just refuse to wake up
slatten49 wrote:
The Nile is in Egypt.
Denial is in your mind.
you're almost poetical Slat
Naw,just bein your poor Marie self
badbobby wrote:
you're almost poetical Slat
Naw,just bein your poor Marie self
You keep calling me "Marie," and I'm gon'na start calling you 'Squad.'
slatten49 wrote:
You keep calling me "Marie," and I'm gon'na start calling you 'Squad.'
\why?
I'm no politician
sides Marie somehow fits you
badbobby wrote:
\why?
I'm no politician
sides Marie somehow fits you
'Cause Marie is BearK's name...and, Donnie Osmond's sister.
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