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Aug 11, 2019 11:45:52   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/men-agree-to-let-women-run-the-world-as-long-as-theyll-stop-asking-questions-during-football-games

Men Agree To Let Women Run The World As Long As They'll Stop Asking Questions During Football Games
August 8th, 2019

WORLD—The men of the world have agreed to cede control of everything over to women, "as long as they'll stop interrupting our football games with questions every five minutes."

"Look, you ladies can just go ahead and take over," said a representative for all men everywhere. "The wars, the crises, the taxes and stuff---it's all getting really old, if we're being honest. We just want to sit down and enjoy an NFL game for three hours without you asking what a first down is over and over again."

Women attending the press conference then asked what a first down was again.

"Ugh, it's like, you get four more chances to get the ball over to the endzone," the man said, clearly exasperated. "Though usually they use only three, and then on the fourth they'll punt or go for a field goal. What's that? Oh, yeah, the endzone is where---ah, never mind. Just take over already."

The world was then handed over to women. Things went well for a while, but the women couldn't decide where to run the world from, telling their husbands they didn't care where they went but then rejecting every suggestion the husbands made.
https://babylonbee.com/news/men-agree-to-let-women... (show quote)


women have ruled my life
First my mother,then a very pretty girl friend and lastly my dear wife
I for one would have no problem with them ruling everything

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Aug 11, 2019 12:56:46   #
teabag09
 
no propaganda please wrote:
You know, guys, if you can't figure out how to flush the toilet after using it, and actually do a load of laundry for your self, why do you think you can run a country efficiently?

SWMBO


I lift and put back down the seat and scour it, do the laundry and all of the cooking, take out the trash and get it to the street on garbage day and provide transportation for my wife as she no longer drives.

For her part she doesn't bother me whenever a football game or Nascar race is on. Pretty good deal I'm thinking. Mike

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Aug 11, 2019 13:06:23   #
teabag09
 
teabag09 wrote:
I lift and put back down the seat and scour it, do the laundry and all of the cooking, take out the trash and get it to the street on garbage day and provide transportation for my wife as she no longer drives.

For her part she doesn't bother me whenever a football game or Nascar race is on. Pretty good deal I'm thinking. Mike


I forgot, she rinses and loads the dishwasher because she is better at loading than am I, I unload it. Mike

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Aug 11, 2019 14:45:51   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
AuntiE wrote:
The world was then handed over to women. Things went well for a while, but the women couldn't decide where to run the world from, telling their husbands they didn't care where they went but then rejecting every suggestion the husbands made.

And peace reigned across the land, as wars were a thing of the past. However, now the Earth is populated by jealous countries not talking to each other.

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