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Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee
A new prisoner was in his cell with his cellmate, a lifer.
Someone shouted 22! and everybody laughed. A few minutes later, some shouted 17! and everybody laughed again.
The new inmate asked, "What's up with that? Somebody calls out a number and everybody laughs!".
The lifer said, "Well, we've heard just about every joke that ever was, so we just numbered them for convenience".
The new guy said,"I see. Can I give it a shot?"
"Have at it", the lifer said, so the new guy yells out " 21!" It's silent...no laughter. So, once again,"21!"
Still, there was nothing...no laughter.The new inmate asked, "What's wrong?"
"Well", the lifer says, "Some people can tell a joke and some people can't!"
Its the way you say things.
3 Democrats walk into a building. You think one of them would have spotted the door.
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