An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, A Peruvian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Asian, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Pakistani, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, an Israeli, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, an Armenian, an Indian, a Ukrainian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Saudi, a Finn, a Canadian, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist, and an African all went to a nightclub.
The bouncer at the entrance told them all, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."