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Slatten and Poppa Gringo get promoted
Jul 9, 2019 12:17:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Two Marine boys, Slatten and Poppa Gringo, from the hills of Kentucky, were promoted right from privates to Sergeants because of their great marksmanship with rifles.

Not long after, they're out for a walk and Poppa says, "Hey, Slat, There's the NCO Club. Let's you and Me stop in." "But we's privates," protests Slatten. "We's sergeants now," says Poppa, pulling him inside. "Now, Slat, I'm a gonna sit down and have me a drink." "But we's privates," says Slatten. "Are you blind, boy?" asks Poppa, pointing at his stripes. We's sergeants now, so hush your mouth!"


So they have their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Poppa. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." "Poppa pulls Slatten to the side and whispers, "Slat, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."

So Slatten goes to look it up, comes back and gives Poppa the big okay sign. Three weeks later Poppa is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.



"Slat," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"

"Well Poppa, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"

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Jul 9, 2019 12:30:47   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Marine boys, Slatten and Poppa Gringo, from the hills of Kentucky, were promoted right from privates to Sergeants because of their great marksmanship with rifles.

Not long after, they're out for a walk and Poppa says, "Hey, Slat, There's the NCO Club. Let's you and Me stop in." "But we's privates," protests Slatten. "We's sergeants now," says Poppa, pulling him inside. "Now, Slat, I'm a gonna sit down and have me a drink." "But we's privates," says Slatten. "Are you blind, boy?" asks Poppa, pointing at his stripes. We's sergeants now, so hush your mouth!"


So they have their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Poppa. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." "Poppa pulls Slatten to the side and whispers, "Slat, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."

So Slatten goes to look it up, comes back and gives Poppa the big okay sign. Three weeks later Poppa is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.



"Slat," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"

"Well Poppa, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"

t
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Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

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Jul 10, 2019 08:22:31   #
Big dog
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Marine boys, Slatten and Poppa Gringo, from the hills of Kentucky, were promoted right from privates to Sergeants because of their great marksmanship with rifles.

Not long after, they're out for a walk and Poppa says, "Hey, Slat, There's the NCO Club. Let's you and Me stop in." "But we's privates," protests Slatten. "We's sergeants now," says Poppa, pulling him inside. "Now, Slat, I'm a gonna sit down and have me a drink." "But we's privates," says Slatten. "Are you blind, boy?" asks Poppa, pointing at his stripes. We's sergeants now, so hush your mouth!"


So they have their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Poppa. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." "Poppa pulls Slatten to the side and whispers, "Slat, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."

So Slatten goes to look it up, comes back and gives Poppa the big okay sign. Three weeks later Poppa is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.



"Slat," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"

"Well Poppa, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"

t
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Ooooh

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Jul 10, 2019 17:26:35   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Marine boys, Slatten and Poppa Gringo, from the hills of Kentucky, were promoted right from privates to Sergeants because of their great marksmanship with rifles.

Not long after, they're out for a walk and Poppa says, "Hey, Slat, There's the NCO Club. Let's you and Me stop in." "But we's privates," protests Slatten. "We's sergeants now," says Poppa, pulling him inside. "Now, Slat, I'm a gonna sit down and have me a drink." "But we's privates," says Slatten. "Are you blind, boy?" asks Poppa, pointing at his stripes. We's sergeants now, so hush your mouth!"


So they have their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Poppa. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." "Poppa pulls Slatten to the side and whispers, "Slat, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."

So Slatten goes to look it up, comes back and gives Poppa the big okay sign. Three weeks later Poppa is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.



"Slat," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"

"Well Poppa, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"

t
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badbobby...the Man...the Myth...the Legend!

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Jul 10, 2019 17:59:10   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Fit2BTied wrote:
badbobby...the Man...the Myth...the Legend!



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Jul 10, 2019 19:47:47   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:

Yeah, you ought'ta be ashamed of telling such jokes about your superiors.


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Jul 10, 2019 20:03:27   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, you ought'ta be ashamed of telling such jokes about your superiors.



I'm by my superiors
like I'm by my elders
I would respect them
but I cain't find any

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Jul 10, 2019 20:22:22   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Big dog wrote:
Ooooh


Raaah

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