Slat and bahm and badbobby: badbobby walks in to find Slat cringing in the corner bb asks bahm, "What's with Slat cringing in the cornerl?" bahm says, "Well, he came in here this...

badbobby Loc: texas

badbobby walks in to find Slat cringing in the corner

bb asks bahm, "What's with Slat cringing in the cornerl?" bahm says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"shouts bb
"Oh yeah? responds bahm Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

badbobby walks in to find Slat cringing in the corner

bb asks bahm, "What's with Slat cringing in the cornerl?" bahm says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"shouts bb
"Oh yeah? responds bahm Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

Good one there badbobby that will keep him quiet for awhile anyway.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

badbobby wrote:

badbobby walks in to find Slat cringing in the corner

bb asks bahm, "What's with Slat cringing in the cornerl?" bahm says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"shouts bb
"Oh yeah? responds bahm Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

Looks like I am gonna haf to separate you boys or send you to bed without supper. Pore Slats.

badbobby Loc: texas

Armageddun wrote:

Looks like I am gonna haf to separate you boys or send you to bed without supper. Pore Slats.

"pote Slats

you should see the things he says about bahm and me

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

"pote Slats

you should see the things he says about bahm and me

French
English
pote

pote
mate
Translations of pote
noun
buddy
copain, pote, camarade, aimé

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer wrote:

French
English
pote

pote
mate
Translations of pote
noun
buddy
copain, pote, camarade, aimé

smartass---one who pokes fun at me

smutmouth ---one who mouths off at me

see bahm
I too know a few translations
at least two,anyhow

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

smartass---one who pokes fun at me

smutmouth ---one who mouths off at me

see bahm
I too know a few translations
at least two,anyhow

I so seldom get a chance to get back at you.
Say how many lakes are in your neck of the woods anyhow?

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer wrote:

I so seldom get a chance to get back at you.
Say how many lakes are in your neck of the woods anyhow?

heck bahm
I dunno
I;m still a stranger here
I know there's a Lake Houston
Sam Rayburn and the gov.impoundment
those are the only places I have been down here

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

heck bahm
I dunno
I;m still a stranger here
I know there's a Lake Houston
Sam Rayburn and the gov.impoundment
those are the only places I have been down here

OK I thought that you was a native Texan. Did you just move to the Houston area recently? Or did you just start fishin recently?

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer wrote:

OK I thought that you was a native Texan. Did you just move to the Houston area recently? Or did you just start fishin recently?

sold everything I had
moved to this area to have help from my daughter
in caring for my Ill wife
lived in Texas all my life(cept for service time)
was born in Ft Worth ,Texas
in 1926
Ft Worth is where I'm from

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

sold everything I had
moved to this area to have help from my daughter
in caring for my Ill wife
lived in Texas all my life(cept for service time)
was born in Ft Worth ,Texas
in 1926
Ft Worth is where I'm from

OK I get the picture. Thanks for the info.
My brother in laws daughter lives in the Houston area.
I will check around and see what I can find out about fishin spots.
Here is what I pulled up on the internet see if this helps any.

8 Best Fishing Spots in Houston
Lake Anahuac. Lake Anahuac is part of a wildlife refuge along the Texas coastline, 45 miles east of the city. ...
McGovern Lake. ...
Mary Jo Peckham Park. ...
Lake Conroe. ...
Tom Bass Park. ...
Lake Livingston. ...
Galveston Bay. ...
Sheldon Lake.

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer wrote:

OK I get the picture. Thanks for the info. br My b... (show quote)

Sheldon lake is the gov.impoundment
just can't remember the name
Galveston bay is salt water
Lake Conroe is about an hour from here but I understand you have a hard time launching your boat due to the crowd
dunno bout the others
but you left out the best lake
Sam Rayburn is about three hours from here but is great fishing
but six or seven hours driving and six or seven hours fishing is just too much for my tired old body
and don't wanna leave Mama over night

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

Sheldon lake is the gov.impoundment
just can't remember the name
Galveston bay is salt water
Lake Conroe is about an hour from here but I understand you have a hard time launching your boat due to the crowd
dunno bout the others
but you left out the best lake
Sam Rayburn is about three hours from here but is great fishing
but six or seven hours driving and six or seven hours fishing is just too much for my tired old body
and don't wanna leave Mama over night

I can understand that dilemma and I am sure that Mama appreciates it as well.
What is Lake Livingston like have you ever been there?

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer wrote:

I can understand that dilemma and I am sure that Mama appreciates it as well.
What is Lake Livingston like have you ever been there?

ever been there

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

ever been there

Badbobby I copied this from the Lake Livingston page and it has the species of fish listed here.

Fishing
Lake Livingston is one of the largest lakes in the state, noted for its white bass population. You might catch catfish, crappie, bass or that kid favorite - perch. The park has three boat ramps, two fish cleaning stations, a fishing pier and bank fishing.

For more fishing and lake information, visit our Lake Livingston page.
Download our Fishing Tip Sheet
We loan cane fishing poles as part of the Tackle Loaner Program; check with the park store for availability. Remember, you do not need a fishing license to fish from shore in a state park. Check at park headquarters for more information.

There was something about a $5.00 fee to enter the park and there was other info as well. It appears that this lake has gators as well just so that you are aware of that.