N P and the bear trap
May 23, 2019 15:54:00 #
N P was rushed into the emergency room with a bear trap clamped onto his testicles. As the horrified doctor was examining him, he said "Man, how did this happen?"
N P explains that he was out in the woods and felt the call of nature.
Bending down by a tree, the bear trap was triggered and snapped shut on his testicles. "Oh," exclaims the doctor, "The pain must have been excruciating!"
"It was," said N P. "The second worst pain in my life."
"Second worst? What could have been worse than that?"
"Coming to the end of the chain" said N P
N P explains that he was out in the woods and felt the call of nature.
Bending down by a tree, the bear trap was triggered and snapped shut on his testicles. "Oh," exclaims the doctor, "The pain must have been excruciating!"
"It was," said N P. "The second worst pain in my life."
"Second worst? What could have been worse than that?"
"Coming to the end of the chain" said N P
May 23, 2019 16:18:38 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
badbobby wrote:
N P was rushed into the emergency room with a bear... (show quote)
But now I can sing better than I ever have before, even if it is soprano castrato
NPP
and you can't even spell my name correctly.
May 23, 2019 16:21:12 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
But now I can sing better than I ever have before, even if it is soprano castrato
NPP
and you can't even spell my name correctly.
NPP
and you can't even spell my name correctly.
Ease up, NPP, as the ol' feller got two out of three letters right 
Imagine how badly he could'a misspelled SWMBO. :SM06:BTW, how high an octave can you hit now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCxmDUl8__U
May 23, 2019 17:52:16 #
no propaganda please wrote:
But now I can sing better than I ever have before, even if it is soprano castrato
NPP
and you can't even spell my name correctly.
NPP
and you can't even spell my name correctly.
Great response!
May 23, 2019 19:18:39 #
no propaganda please wrote:
But now I can sing better than I ever have before, even if it is soprano castrato
NPP
and you can't even spell my name correctly.
NPP
and you can't even spell my name correctly.
sorry PP
oops
May 24, 2019 11:14:51 #
badbobby wrote:
N P was rushed into the emergency room with a bear... (show quote)
I'm so glad I can't say been there, Done that."
May 24, 2019 15:22:20 #
Armageddun wrote:
I'm so glad I can't say been there, Done that."
that may be Armi
but livin round them yuuuge wormes
has gotta be dangerous
May 24, 2019 15:23:39 #
slatten49 wrote:
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but you did know who I was referrin to
May 24, 2019 15:43:54 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
but you did know who I was referrin to
Certainly, after reading NPP's response, I did
May 24, 2019 16:23:51 #
badbobby wrote:
that may be Armi
but livin round them yuuuge wormes
has gotta be dangerous
but livin round them yuuuge wormes
has gotta be dangerous
With all the rain we beena gettin, the moles have all drowned and nightcrawlers are big as black snakes.
May 24, 2019 16:26:45 #
no propaganda please wrote:
But now I can sing better than I ever have before, even if it is soprano castrato
NPP
and you can't even spell my name correctly.
NPP
and you can't even spell my name correctly.
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