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when Linda Joy was a blonde
Apr 21, 2019 15:34:03   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
As a young lady the lovely Linda was a blonde
Linda Joy and her sister , inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately,
after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull
so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, Linda's sister said, 'When I get there, if I decide to
buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The sister arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she
wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After
paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send Linda a telegram to
tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister
telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our
pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it
will cost 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the sister realizes
that she'll only be able to send Linda one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her
the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want
her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that
bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

The sister explains, 'Linda is blonde. The word is a big one for her.

She'll read it very slowly... 'com-for-da-bul.'












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Apr 21, 2019 15:58:29   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
As a young lady the lovely Linda was a blonde
Linda Joy and her sister , inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately,
after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull
so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, Linda's sister said, 'When I get there, if I decide to
buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The sister arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she
wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After
paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send Linda a telegram to
tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister
telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our
pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it
will cost 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the sister realizes
that she'll only be able to send Linda one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her
the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want
her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that
bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

The sister explains, 'Linda is blonde. The word is a big one for her.

She'll read it very slowly... 'com-for-da-bul.'

As a young lady the lovely Linda was a blonde br ... (show quote)

Top notch, BB...one of your best

Though, I won't speak to how L-J is likely gon'na take to it.

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Apr 21, 2019 15:59:09   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
badbobby wrote:
As a young lady the lovely Linda was a blonde
Linda Joy and her sister , inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately,
after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull
so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, Linda's sister said, 'When I get there, if I decide to
buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The sister arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she
wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After
paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send Linda a telegram to
tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister
telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our
pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it
will cost 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the sister realizes
that she'll only be able to send Linda one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her
the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want
her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that
bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

The sister explains, 'Linda is blonde. The word is a big one for her.

She'll read it very slowly... 'com-for-da-bul.'











As a young lady the lovely Linda was a blonde br ... (show quote)


You just made LJ's doodoo list. Woe is you'uns.

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Apr 21, 2019 16:00:37   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
You just made LJ's doodoo list. Woe is you'uns.

Yeah, one might say BB is #1 on L-J's said list...with a bullet

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Apr 21, 2019 18:02:38   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
As a young lady the lovely Linda was a blonde
Linda Joy and her sister , inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately,
after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull
so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, Linda's sister said, 'When I get there, if I decide to
buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The sister arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she
wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After
paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send Linda a telegram to
tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister
telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our
pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it
will cost 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the sister realizes
that she'll only be able to send Linda one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her
the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want
her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that
bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

The sister explains, 'Linda is blonde. The word is a big one for her.

She'll read it very slowly... 'com-for-da-bul.'











As a young lady the lovely Linda was a blonde br ... (show quote)


Good one there badbobby but you be best saying your prayers if sweet lindajoy ever reads this. In other words your fishin days may soon be over.

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Apr 21, 2019 18:24:56   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
As a young lady the lovely Linda was a blonde
Linda Joy and her sister , inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately,
after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull
so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, Linda's sister said, 'When I get there, if I decide to
buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The sister arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she
wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After
paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send Linda a telegram to
tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister
telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our
pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it
will cost 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the sister realizes
that she'll only be able to send Linda one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her
the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want
her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that
bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

The sister explains, 'Linda is blonde. The word is a big one for her.

She'll read it very slowly... 'com-for-da-bul.'
As a young lady the lovely Linda was a blonde br ... (show quote)









American blondes can read...


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Apr 21, 2019 18:28:16   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Good one there badbobby but you be best saying your prayers if sweet lindajoy ever reads this. In other words your fishin days may soon be over.


Didn't ya'll notice
I called her the lovely Linda
I'll be ok
wait and see

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Apr 22, 2019 17:39:26   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
[quote=badbobby]As a young lady the lovely Linda was a blonde
Linda Joy and her sister , inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately,
after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull
so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, Linda's sister said, 'When I get there, if I decide to
buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The sister arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she
wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After
paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send Linda a telegram to
tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister
telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our
pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it
will cost 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the sister realizes
that she'll only be able to send Linda one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her
the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want
her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that
bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

The sister explains, 'Linda is blonde. The word is a big one for her.

She'll read it very slowly... 'com-for-da-bul.'





Yeaaaa well I’m taking you on a fishing trip and even going to let you drive!!!

Rigged it up proper I did~~~



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Apr 22, 2019 17:40:19   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
bahmer wrote:
Good one there badbobby but you be best saying your prayers if sweet lindajoy ever reads this. In other words your fishin days may soon be over.


😘🙃you know me so well~~

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Apr 22, 2019 17:41:24   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
American blondes can read...



Yup andddd we can shoot very well too ya dang man!!!

Start hiding now..

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Apr 22, 2019 19:23:12   #
teabag09
 
badbobby wrote:
Didn't ya'll notice
I called her the lovely Linda
I'll be ok
wait and see


Besides, it shows a bunch of smarts on her part, which is usually the case anyway. Mike

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Apr 23, 2019 04:56:38   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
[quote=lindajoy]
badbobby wrote:
As a young lady the lovely Linda was a blonde
Linda Joy and her sister , inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately,
after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull
so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, Linda's sister said, 'When I get there, if I decide to
buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The sister arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she
wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After
paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send Linda a telegram to
tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister
telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our
pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it
will cost 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the sister realizes
that she'll only be able to send Linda one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her
the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want
her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that
bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

The sister explains, 'Linda is blonde. The word is a big one for her.

She'll read it very slowly... 'com-for-da-bul.'





Yeaaaa well I’m taking you on a fishing trip and even going to let you drive!!!

Rigged it up proper I did~~~
As a young lady the lovely Linda was a blonde br ... (show quote)


ok
but I don't look that good in a bikini



just figgered you needed a lil more praise
and I was happy to oblige

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Apr 23, 2019 06:47:16   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
ok
but I don't look that good in a bikini



just figgered you needed a lil more praise
and I was happy to oblige


Love ya toots~~

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Apr 23, 2019 06:47:57   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
teabag09 wrote:
Besides, it shows a bunch of smarts on her part, which is usually the case anyway. Mike


Thank You my friend~🌺

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