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The sins of O'Malley
Mar 15, 2019 19:02:23   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
The sins of O'Malley

Irishman O'Malley lost his nice green derby. But he remembered his pal O'Reilly had one exactly like his. Since they both attended the same church, O'Malley cooked up a plan to snatch O'Reilly's hat by leaving church early with it. During the service Father McGee was preaching on the 10 commandments. Suddenly, during the service, O'Malley decided he didn't want to steal O'Reilly's hat anymore.
As O'Malley left the church, he confessed to Father McGee about his intent to steal O'Reilly's hat, and his subsequent repent not to. "Ah me boy, was it the 8th commandment - thou shalt not steal - that turned your heart to honesty?' Father inquired.
"Well, no" O'Malley continued his confession "Rather it was the 7th - thou shalt not commit adultery - then I remembered where i left me hat!"

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Mar 15, 2019 19:39:44   #
Carol Kelly
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The sins of O'Malley

Irishman O'Malley lost his nice green derby. But he remembered his pal O'Reilly had one exactly like his. Since they both attended the same church, O'Malley cooked up a plan to snatch O'Reilly's hat by leaving church early with it. During the service Father McGee was preaching on the 10 commandments. Suddenly, during the service, O'Malley decided he didn't want to steal O'Reilly's hat anymore.
As O'Malley left the church, he confessed to Father McGee about his intent to steal O'Reilly's hat, and his subsequent repent not to. "Ah me boy, was it the 8th commandment - thou shalt not steal - that turned your heart to honesty?' Father inquired.
"Well, no" O'Malley continued his confession "Rather it was the 7th - thou shalt not commit adultery - then I remembered where i left me hat!"
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Another good one.

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Mar 16, 2019 10:31:47   #
bahmer
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
The sins of O'Malley

Irishman O'Malley lost his nice green derby. But he remembered his pal O'Reilly had one exactly like his. Since they both attended the same church, O'Malley cooked up a plan to snatch O'Reilly's hat by leaving church early with it. During the service Father McGee was preaching on the 10 commandments. Suddenly, during the service, O'Malley decided he didn't want to steal O'Reilly's hat anymore.
As O'Malley left the church, he confessed to Father McGee about his intent to steal O'Reilly's hat, and his subsequent repent not to. "Ah me boy, was it the 8th commandment - thou shalt not steal - that turned your heart to honesty?' Father inquired.
"Well, no" O'Malley continued his confession "Rather it was the 7th - thou shalt not commit adultery - then I remembered where i left me hat!"
The sins of O'Malley br br color=green b Ir... (show quote)


Thanks for the laughs there Salty

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