FARMER AND THE BULL
EARLY IN THE 1960S THE US GOVERNMENT WAS SENDING MILITARY ADVISORS TO VIETNAM. THEN THEY DECIDED TO TRY TO IMPROVE THE BLOODLINE OF VIETNAMESE CATTLE BY SHIPPING THEM A GRAND CHAMPION BULL.
HE WAS A HEALTHY, BEAUTIFUL, HANDSOME BULL BUT HE WOULDN'T BREED ANY OF THE VIETNAMESE COWS. THE GOVERNMENT MEN DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS SO THEY BROUGHT OVER AN IOWA FARMER TO SEE IF HE COULD HELP.
THE FARMER APPROCHED THE BULL AND FROM A DISTANCE IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH THE BULL. AFTERWARDS THE NEWS PEOPLE AND THE G-MEN ASKED THE FARMER WHAT HE THOUGHT THE PROBLEM WAS.
THE FARMER SAID "WELL THE BULL THOUGHT HE WAS JUST SENT OVER TO BE AN ADVISOR"
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FARMER AND THE BULL
EARLY IN THE 1960S THE US GOVERNMENT WAS SENDING MILITARY ADVISORS TO VIETNAM. THEN THEY DECIDED TO TRY TO IMPROVE THE BLOODLINE OF VIETNAMESE CATTLE BY SHIPPING THEM A GRAND CHAMPION BULL.
HE WAS A HEALTHY, BEAUTIFUL, HANDSOME BULL BUT HE WOULDN'T BREED ANY OF THE VIETNAMESE COWS. THE GOVERNMENT MEN DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS SO THEY BROUGHT OVER AN IOWA FARMER TO SEE IF HE COULD HELP.
THE FARMER APPROCHED THE BULL AND FROM A DISTANCE IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH THE BULL. AFTERWARDS THE NEWS PEOPLE AND THE G-MEN ASKED THE FARMER WHAT HE THOUGHT THE PROBLEM WAS.
THE FARMER SAID "WELL THE BULL THOUGHT HE WAS JUST SENT OVER TO BE AN ADVISOR"
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Good one thanks for the laughs.
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