there is 10 steps that would cure my over eating,but I can't walk that far
Government been shut down for 11 days.Still got electricity and water.
but I can't find a meeting of Marines.Worst apocalypse ever
When I was just a lad I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day
good thing my big brother diagnosed it
I sure hope when I choke to death on a gummy bear,folks just say I was killed by a bear and let it go at that
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app---computer shut down
Smoking will kill you,Bacon will kill you,but smoking bacon will cure it
To this day,the boy who used to bully me at school,still takes my lunch money,
But he makes great Sub-way sandwiches
The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise,but the fire trucks ruined it
One day you're the best thing since sliced bread,Next day you're toast
I just burned 2000 calories,That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap
Going for a walk cause I want to stay healthy
Taking box of M&M's along cause lets be honest here
I have removed all the fattening food from my house
It was delicious!!
I eat my tacos over a tortilla
that way when something falls out
Voila!! another taco
As a young man in the Marines,I met this girl
I asked her if she worked at Pizza Hut,cause she was hot and I was ready
badbobby wrote:
there is 10 steps that would cure my over eating,but I can't walk that far
Government been shut down for 11 days.Still got electricity and water.
but I can't find a meeting of Marines.Worst apocalypse ever
When I was just a lad I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day
good thing my big brother diagnosed it
I sure hope when I choke to death on a gummy bear,folks just say I was killed by a bear and let it go at that
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app---computer shut down
Smoking will kill you,Bacon will kill you,but smoking bacon will cure it
To this day,the boy who used to bully me at school,still takes my lunch money,
But he makes great Sub-way sandwiches
The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise,but the fire trucks ruined it
One day you're the best thing since sliced bread,Next day you're toast
I just burned 2000 calories,That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap
Going for a walk cause I want to stay healthy
Taking box of M&M's along cause lets be honest here
I have removed all the fattening food from my house
It was delicious!!
I eat my tacos over a tortilla
that way when something falls out
Voila!! another taco
As a young man in the Marines,I met this girl
I asked her if she worked at Pizza Hut,cause she was hot and I was ready
there is 10 steps that would cure my over eating,b... (
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You'll be hearing from my attorney, ya' durn Squid
Wisdom....
All perfect wisdom...
badbobby wrote:
there is 10 steps that would cure my over eating,but I can't walk that far
Government been shut down for 11 days.Still got electricity and water.
but I can't find a meeting of Marines.Worst apocalypse ever
When I was just a lad I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day
good thing my big brother diagnosed it
I sure hope when I choke to death on a gummy bear,folks just say I was killed by a bear and let it go at that
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app---computer shut down
Smoking will kill you,Bacon will kill you,but smoking bacon will cure it
To this day,the boy who used to bully me at school,still takes my lunch money,
But he makes great Sub-way sandwiches
The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise,but the fire trucks ruined it
One day you're the best thing since sliced bread,Next day you're toast
I just burned 2000 calories,That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap
Going for a walk cause I want to stay healthy
Taking box of M&M's along cause lets be honest here
I have removed all the fattening food from my house
It was delicious!!
I eat my tacos over a tortilla
that way when something falls out
Voila!! another taco
As a young man in the Marines,I met this girl
I asked her if she worked at Pizza Hut,cause she was hot and I was ready
there is 10 steps that would cure my over eating,b... (
show quote)
All of them are good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.
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