badbobby Loc: texas

A man visits the local council for a job interview. During his interview, the interviewer asks him "Are you allergic to anything?" to which the man replies "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, have you ever been in the military service before?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer replies "That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."





After this, he asks "Are you disabled in any way?"
The applicant says "Yes, a bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."

Upon hearing this, the interviewer grimaces and says "Sorry to hear that... Okay then. You have enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are 8 am to 4 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10 am, and plan on starting at 10 am every day."

The man says: "If the work hours are from 8 am to 4 pm, I'll come at a normal hour, I want to do my part."
"You misunderstand." Says the interviewer. "This is a government job, For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

Smedley_buzkill

Can I use that one?

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

billy a Loc: South Florida

....that poor man.

But Thank You for your service!

bahmer

You must be reaching the bottom of the barrel about now ain't you? Thanks for the laughs.

badbobby Loc: texas

I stole it
why shouldn't you?

badbobby Loc: texas

sour puss

bahmer

So you can't handle constructive criticism I see.

badbobby Loc: texas

I'd hate to hear derogatory criticism
if that was 'constructive'
BTW
whose side are you on???

bahmer

Yours, who else's side would I be on?

flash

Is that a picture of a horse or is it A.O.C.

debeda

Lolololololololhahahahahaha