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Feb 14, 2019 18:35:50   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
Ahem.......where to start......

While my dog named Ruger (great firearms) does occasionally step on my manhood in his over exuberance, he does no harm. If anything, he makes me more aware of incoming threats. That makes me tougher, harder, and stronger!

Mrs. B. has always considered my manhood to be her toy as well.

Does anybody remember the old school, steel Tonka Toys that you just couldn't wear out?
Yeah? Well, there is your analogy for this young man's idea of how olders work.

Mrs. B. Received 12 peach colored roses for today, and 12 red for tomorrow which is our anniversary. Steak dinner tomorrow, and a few beers, then she's prolly gonna try to make me put out.
Ahem.......where to start...... img src="https://... (show quote)


I knew you would enjoy it...
Hope you guys had a great Valentine's Day...
Use the Tonka Truck analogy before you are 'forced' to put out... Will make it more challenging....

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Feb 14, 2019 22:43:45   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
lindajoy wrote:
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
I agree with wolf! Must be some pretty heavy drugs or beer in China! Or a lot of men’s manhoods are going to the dogs! Not yours arch!!!

Sometimes people just like to joke around a bit..
A nice break from the everyday exposure to so much negativity..

Perhaps you should join in on the fun... It may allow you a smile or two~~


I smile a lot when I find something funny! Usually enjoy his jokes! Must not have been feelin it on this one!! Lol

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Feb 14, 2019 23:22:19   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
I smile a lot when I find something funny! Usually enjoy his jokes! Must not have been feelin it on this one!! Lol


Sorry...
I'll try harder in the future...
I figured between Valentine's Day and his anniversary, Archie would enjoy a friendly roasting...

Hope all is well with you..

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Feb 14, 2019 23:32:49   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Sorry...
I'll try harder in the future...
I figured between Valentine's Day and his anniversary, Archie would enjoy a friendly roasting...

Hope all is well with you..


No prob I enjoy ur posts! God bless and happy valentines to u and everyone!!!

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Feb 15, 2019 07:02:46   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
Ahem.......where to start......

While my dog named Ruger (great firearms) does occasionally step on my manhood in his over exuberance, he does no harm. If anything, he makes me more aware of incoming threats. That makes me tougher, harder, and stronger!

Mrs. B. has always considered my manhood to be her toy as well.

Does anybody remember the old school, steel Tonka Toys that you just couldn't wear out?
Yeah? Well, there is your analogy for this young man's idea of how olders work.

Mrs. B. Received 12 peach colored roses for today, and 12 red for tomorrow which is our anniversary. Steak dinner tomorrow, and a few beers, then she's prolly gonna try to make me put out.
Ahem.......where to start...... img src="https://... (show quote)

Arch, I can vouch for the woman worshiping you, while always remaining in command.

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Feb 15, 2019 07:22:40   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
I can vouch for the woman worshiping you, while always remaining in command.


Now that sounds like a pagan religion

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Feb 15, 2019 09:15:02   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
I smile a lot when I find something funny! Usually enjoy his jokes! Must not have been feelin it on this one!! Lol


I’m glad you do..
Not everyone’s cup of tea, I understand..
Come smile with us anytime~~

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Feb 15, 2019 09:53:52   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
lindajoy wrote:
I’m glad you do..
Not everyone’s cup of tea, I understand..
Come smile with us anytime~~


Good morning lovely LindaJoy...

Guess who hurt his knee on the courts today...

Funny how it always happens on the last match...

Still won... That's the silver lining...

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Feb 15, 2019 15:32:07   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
Ahem.......where to start......

While my dog named Ruger (great firearms) does occasionally step on my manhood in his over exuberance, he does no harm. If anything, he makes me more aware of incoming threats. That makes me tougher, harder, and stronger!

Mrs. B. has always considered my manhood to be her toy as well.

Does anybody remember the old school, steel Tonka Toys that you just couldn't wear out?
Yeah? Well, there is your analogy for this young man's idea of how olders work.

Mrs. B. Received 12 peach colored roses for today, and 12 red for tomorrow which is our anniversary. Steak dinner tomorrow, and a few beers, then she's prolly gonna try to make me put out.
Ahem.......where to start...... img src="https://... (show quote)

I'm glad they're pickin on you Arch
lets ol bb rest a lil
grats on that anniversary
and give the poor girl a break Arch ,she don't ask for much
she don't ask for anything any other red blooded American woman would demand
BTW
tell all these detractors
that you will name the new dog whatever your dear wife wants to



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Feb 15, 2019 18:42:51   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Good morning lovely LindaJoy...

Guess who hurt his knee on the courts today...

Funny how it always happens on the last match...

Still won... That's the silver lining
...
Good morning lovely LindaJoy... br br Guess who h... (show quote)


Ohhh noooo!! Think your sympathy pain just elevated..lolol What knee??

Hurt and still won, way to go!! Hope not badly hurt, of course you’ll know more tomorrow~~~😱or🤗or🤒

My Dr. added this dang thing today~~
Not a tear but not sure yet.. Hyperflexed pretty good, tendons too swollen yet he said..Pain pills changed too...



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Feb 15, 2019 18:45:07   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
I'm glad they're pickin on you Arch
lets ol bb rest a lil
grats on that anniversary
and give the poor girl a break Arch ,she don't ask for much
she don't ask for anything any other red blooded American woman would demand
BTW
tell all these detractors
that you will name the new dog whatever your dear wife wants to




Lololo what name the wife wants~~~

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Feb 15, 2019 19:21:59   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Lololo what name the wife wants~~~

Don't encourage the ol' feller, L-J.

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Feb 15, 2019 20:59:52   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
slatten49 wrote:
Don't encourage the ol' feller, L-J.


You, mister, encourage it all~~

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Feb 15, 2019 21:20:32   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
I'm glad they're pickin on you Arch
lets ol bb rest a lil
grats on that anniversary
and give the poor girl a break Arch ,she don't ask for much
she don't ask for anything any other red blooded American woman would demand
BTW
tell all these detractors
that you will name the new dog whatever your dear wife wants to




She got to name the horse, the fish, and the dogs. What do I get to name?

Oh well, I guess I won the battle over my cock's name.

His name is Bob, and he is named after the cock that she shot.

He stands in the corner by the back door as a reminder of my old friend.

P.S. There is a true back story to this.

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Feb 16, 2019 07:30:22   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
She got to name the horse, the fish, and the dogs. What do I get to name?

Oh well, I guess I won the battle over my cock's name.

His name is Bob, and he is named after the cock that she shot.

He stands in the corner by the back door as a reminder of my old friend.

P.S. There is a true back story to this.
She got to name the horse, the fish, and the dogs.... (show quote)

When will we be privy to this 'back story'? I am anxious to read of it.

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