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Feb 11, 2019 17:19:43   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Hug wrote:
Actually, I am an authentic hillbilly.

Well, shazam and golly gee willikers Welcome, cuzzin

Hatfield, McCoy...or Pyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSpBwt4hFN8

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Feb 11, 2019 17:45:01   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
Hug wrote:
Actually, I am an authentic hillbilly.


Actually, so am I.

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Feb 11, 2019 17:46:22   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
slatten49 wrote:
Well, shazam and golly gee willikers Welcome, cuzzin

Hatfield, McCoy...or Pyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSpBwt4hFN8


My wife is actually distantly related to the McCoys of that famous feud.

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Feb 11, 2019 17:49:11   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
My wife is actually distantly related to the McCoys of that famous feud.

Apparently, she hasn't yet affected your gentle nature.

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Feb 11, 2019 17:52:18   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
slatten49 wrote:
Apparently, she hasn't yet affected your gentle nature.


My gentle nature is confined to dealing with puppies.

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Feb 11, 2019 18:06:14   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
My gentle nature is confined to dealing with puppies.


That can't be entirely true. We all have to wash our testicles at some point. Just sayin.......

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Feb 11, 2019 18:11:14   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
That can't be entirely true. We all have to wash our testicles at some point. Just sayin.......

Are you going nuts, Arch

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Feb 11, 2019 18:11:45   #
EmilyD
 
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
My wife is actually distantly related to the McCoys of that famous feud.


True story: My son married a Hatfield....her maiden name is actually Hatfield. We're glad because it's been widly rumored that the McCoy's lineage contained information that they had Von Hippel-Lindau disease, a rare, inherited condition that produces tumors of the eyes, ears, pancreas and adrenal glands as well as high blood pressure, a racing heartbeat and increased “fight or flight” stress hormones, and that's why they kept on fighting and fighting, when the Hatfields were willing to call it a truce...

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Feb 11, 2019 18:12:43   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
My gentle nature is confined to dealing with puppies.

Not so, Mr. Hard A**. I saw how gentle and loving you are with your granddaughter.

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Feb 11, 2019 18:13:38   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
EmilyD wrote:
True story: My son married a Hatfield....her maiden name is actually Hatfield.

Was it a 'shotgun wedding'

Mine was...I had to put a shotgun to The Sgt. Major's head to convince her to marry me.

Even with that, it took her a long time to decide.

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Feb 11, 2019 18:15:34   #
EmilyD
 
slatten49 wrote:
Was it a 'shotgun wedding'

Mine was...I had to put a shotgun to The Sgt. Major's head to convince her to marry me.


Even with that, it took her a long time to decide.


It could of been - both of them own many guns

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Feb 11, 2019 18:25:30   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Are you going nuts, Arch


What?
I thought it was a valid point!

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Feb 11, 2019 18:30:04   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
What?
I thought it was a valid point!


No doubt, Arch. But, also too good a straight line not to jump on

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Feb 11, 2019 18:32:01   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
EmilyD wrote:
It could of been - both of them own many guns

Who'd have thunk it


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Feb 11, 2019 18:46:12   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
No doubt, Arch. But, also too good a straight line not to jump on


You kicked it through both uprights, I must say!

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