Pickers Needed In Florida--Only US Citizens Or Legal Immigrants Need Apply
A lady applied for the job; for a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. "However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary."
She started work yesterday.
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Pickers Needed In Florida--Only US Citizens Or Legal Immigrants Need Apply
A lady applied for the job; for a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. "However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary."
She started work yesterday.
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Amen and Amen seen it before but still funny thanks for the laughs.
bahmer wrote:
Amen and Amen seen it before but still funny thanks for the laughs.
Some things retain their humor especially for those have a sense of humor.
padremike wrote:
Some things retain their humor especially for those have a sense of humor.
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Having a very good sense of humor requires intelligence.
That is one of the things I like about President Trump...his quick mind and sense of humor.
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Amen and also the ability to laugh at oneself. I sit on my couch drool and giggle at myself at least 3 hours a day to keep in practice for something yet to be determined. I shall be ready!
padremike wrote:
Amen and also the ability to laugh at oneself. I sit on my couch drool and giggle at myself at least 3 hours a day to keep in practice for something yet to be determined. I shall be ready!
sounds like you may be readying to run for President mike,
as a Democrat
badbobby wrote:
sounds like you may be readying to run for President mike,
as a Democrat
Good one badbobby only you could come up with that.
badbobby wrote:
sounds like you may be readying to run for President mike,
as a Democrat
Actually that was me throwing my hat in the ring. I thought that was understood.
padremike wrote:
Actually that was me throwing my hat in the ring. I thought that was understood.
methinks
you would have to stray farther left
to garner any votes
badbobby wrote:
methinks
you would have to stray farther left
to garner any votes
Truthfully, I just wanted it on my resume to enhance it, I never, never, intended to win. Good grief, no!
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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That is why you never see a Democrat smile. Should have guessed.
padremike wrote:
Truthfully, I just wanted it on my resume to enhance it, I never, never, intended to win. Good grief, no!
I'm sure the Ones that have their hats in the ring are grateful for that statement
badbobby wrote:
I'm sure the Ones that have their hats in the ring are grateful for that statement
Not if you let it be our secret.
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