Everyone knows that Superman is the man of steel who goes around as Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent. Here's the question.
If he's subpoenaed to appear in court for something he wrote.
HOW DOES HE GET THROUGH THE METAL DETECTOR WITHOUT GIVING AWAY HIS TRUE IDENTITY?
Why would the metal detector dter him?
CLARK KENT WANTS TO KEEP HIS TRUE IDENTITY A SECRET!!!!!
How would a metal detector reveal his true Identity?
My apologies...
I was unaware the post was humerous in nature...
I quite enjoy 'super hero debates'...
I just thought of it yesterday when I was going through a metal detector.
flash wrote:
He's the man of STEEL
Steel is a metpahor for extremely strong, it does not mean that he is literally made of metal.
How do you know? Have you ever met him?
Besides, it's all just for a little fun
Maybe he'd be made of Kevlar these days. He'd be lighter and more efficient.
flash wrote:
How do you know? Have you ever met him?
Besides, it's all just for a little fun
I'll buy that...
My hypothesis is the metal detectors are partisan...
They are Liberals... And as such allow menbers of the MSM (like Clark Kent) to pass freely where more conservative members of the population would be stopped..
Alternatively... The metal detectors are Conservatives... They enable cis-gender white males (like Clark Kent) and only activate when minorities attempt to smuggle contraband through...
Enjoy
flash wrote:
How do you know? Have you ever met him?
Besides, it's all just for a little fun
Well Clark is my uncle and I should know.
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