Trump Offers Pelosi $130,000 to Keep Quiet
Jan 17, 2019 19:11:10 #
Bad Bob
Loc: Virginia
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Photograph by Brendan Smialowski / AFP / Getty
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an indication that he has reached his breaking point with the Speaker of the House, Donald J. Trump is offering a hundred and thirty thousand dollars to keep Nancy Pelosi quiet, White House aides confirmed on Thursday.
According to those aides, Trump floated the idea of a six-figure payment to silence Pelosi during a closed-door meeting on Wednesday night, in which he asserted that he had done “a million of these deals.”
Trump’s effort to mute Pelosi faces a number of obstacles, however, including the fact that the person who has crafted such agreements for Trump in the past, Michael Cohen, is not available to perform such a service now.
Photograph by Brendan Smialowski / AFP / Getty
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an indication that he has reached his breaking point with the Speaker of the House, Donald J. Trump is offering a hundred and thirty thousand dollars to keep Nancy Pelosi quiet, White House aides confirmed on Thursday.
According to those aides, Trump floated the idea of a six-figure payment to silence Pelosi during a closed-door meeting on Wednesday night, in which he asserted that he had done “a million of these deals.”
Trump’s effort to mute Pelosi faces a number of obstacles, however, including the fact that the person who has crafted such agreements for Trump in the past, Michael Cohen, is not available to perform such a service now.
Jan 17, 2019 19:13:29 #
It's far more likely that he is asking Pootie if he could please shoot down her plane...
he wishes he could be as strong and decisive a leader as Putin is.
he wishes he could be as strong and decisive a leader as Putin is.
Jan 17, 2019 19:38:55 #
Bad Boob Job wrote:
She sure is quiet today......Boob.
Trump clipped her wings and told her to get back to work.
Don't you spooks know better than to mess with the godfather ?
Jan 17, 2019 19:43:28 #
Bad Bob
Loc: Virginia
Wolf counselor wrote:
She sure is quiet today......Boob.
Trump clipped her wings and told her to get back to work.
Don't you spooks know better than to mess with the godfather ?
Trump clipped her wings and told her to get back to work.
Don't you spooks know better than to mess with the godfather ?
"spooks " ????
Jan 17, 2019 19:53:41 #
Bad Boob Job wrote:
"spooks " ????
Yeah ............. Boob .
You're a spook because you have no soul.
You sold it to the Clinton Pig and then Trump kicked it right out of her butt.
Jan 17, 2019 23:27:20 #
This 'Report' Is Imaginary....
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,”
and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com.
Jan 18, 2019 05:07:05 #
Bad Bob
Loc: Virginia
Wolf counselor wrote:
Yeah ............. Boob .
You're a spook because you have no soul.
You sold it to the Clinton Pig and then Trump kicked it right out of her butt.
You're a spook because you have no soul.
You sold it to the Clinton Pig and then Trump kicked it right out of her butt.
Jan 18, 2019 16:21:41 #
Bad Bob wrote:
lolo
even you bad
don't really believe this hogwash
Jan 18, 2019 16:44:18 #
Bad Bob
Loc: Virginia
badbobby wrote:
lolo
even you bad
don't really believe this hogwash
even you bad
don't really believe this hogwash
Got to be another trump supporter.
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