The Fence Test This is straight forward country thinking.
Jul 19, 2018 13:50:40 #
The Fence Test
This is straight forward country thinking.
by Jeff Foxworthy
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.
If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended. "
Well, I forwarded it
This is straight forward country thinking.
by Jeff Foxworthy
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.
If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended. "
Well, I forwarded it
Jul 19, 2018 14:03:12 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Im on the RIGHT SIDE OF fENCE....
Jul 19, 2018 15:19:09 #
How true! I will definitely share with all my Democrat friends of which I have quite a few because being a conservative Republican I don't quit being their friend just because they are on the wrong side of the fence!
Jul 19, 2018 15:32:08 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Oldsailor65 wrote:
color=blue b The Fence Test /b /color br ... (show quote)
Great post and I will send it on to several people.
Jul 20, 2018 18:24:10 #
TommyRadd
Loc: Midwest USA
A Democrat also won't understand how a Republican could state the Democrat positions on all the above dichotomies so well, and then still not want to be a Democrat!
I guess we conservatives are just too far behind "the evolution curve" to ever hope to be "so enlightened"!
I guess we conservatives are just too far behind "the evolution curve" to ever hope to be "so enlightened"!
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