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Nov 5, 2017 12:12:44   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.

Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.

“What’s the matter? asked the Trooper

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

"I can't," said the biker.

"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.

Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.

It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..."



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Nov 5, 2017 12:15:23   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
lindajoy wrote:
People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.

Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.

“What’s the matter? asked the Trooper

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

"I can't," said the biker.

"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.

Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.

It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..."
People often complain about the police, but you ra... (show quote)


Love it!!! great laugh


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Nov 5, 2017 12:16:08   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
lindajoy wrote:
People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.

Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.

“What’s the matter? asked the Trooper

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

"I can't," said the biker.

"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.

Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.

It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..."
People often complain about the police, but you ra... (show quote)


A very appreciative father and daughter.

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Nov 5, 2017 12:17:09   #
bahmer
 
lindajoy wrote:
People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.

Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.

“What’s the matter? asked the Trooper

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

"I can't," said the biker.

"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.

Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.

It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..."
People often complain about the police, but you ra... (show quote)


Very funny but the officer should have figured that out by her voice.

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Nov 5, 2017 12:23:21   #
Ox
 
*aww ,c'mon bahmer, it is a joke.

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Nov 5, 2017 13:06:08   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
lindajoy wrote:
People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.

Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.

“What’s the matter? asked the Trooper

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

"I can't," said the biker.

"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.

Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.

It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..."
People often complain about the police, but you ra... (show quote)


Hi Linda! Guess who (hehe).

Good joke. I'd have finished with a headline next morning 'State Trooper Charged With Indecency'.

By the way, carburetors don't freeze, there's no water, just gas and air. Even in Antarctica, we never had a fuel problem caused by cold weather. Now diesel, that's another story...

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Nov 5, 2017 13:14:00   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
Hi Linda! Guess who (hehe).

Good joke. I'd have finished with a headline next morning 'State Trooper Charged With Indecency'.

By the way, carburetors don't freeze, there's no water, just gas and air. Even in Antarctica, we never had a fuel problem caused by cold weather. Now diesel, that's another story...


Why can't people just accept a joke for being what it is...a joke. There is no need to dissect and analyze them.

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Nov 5, 2017 13:24:10   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Why can't people just accept a joke for being what it is...a joke. There is no need to dissect and analyze them.


I don't know. Why is it that I say 'good joke' and I get a comment like that? And while you're at it, why is belly-button fluff always blue?

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Nov 6, 2017 07:22:28   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Love it!!! great laugh

Love it!!! great laugh br br img src="https://s... (show quote)


The visual adds a big smile too..

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Nov 6, 2017 07:23:02   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A very appreciative father and daughter.


Absolutely!!

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Nov 6, 2017 07:24:00   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
bahmer wrote:
Very funny but the officer should have figured that out by her voice.


He probably couldn’t hear her speaking through he helmet...

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Nov 6, 2017 07:28:51   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
Hi Linda! Guess who (hehe).

Good joke. I'd have finished with a headline next morning 'State Trooper Charged With Indecency'.

By the way, carburetors don't freeze, there's no water, just gas and air. Even in Antarctica, we never had a fuel problem caused by cold weather. Now diesel, that's another story...


Hi Larry~~

I never thought about carburetors freezing or not... Do ya think the cop just had to go with all that cold around them??

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Nov 6, 2017 07:31:32   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Why can't people just accept a joke for being what it is...a joke. There is no need to dissect and analyze them.


Just here to have a little fun sometimes or make someone smile..

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Nov 6, 2017 15:11:10   #
Big dog
 
lindajoy wrote:
People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.

Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.

“What’s the matter? asked the Trooper

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

"I can't," said the biker.

"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.

Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.

It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..."
People often complain about the police, but you ra... (show quote)


Made me chuckle.

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Nov 6, 2017 17:00:27   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Big dog wrote:
Made me chuckle.


Glad you did.....

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