What is a "man thing"?
Jan 11, 2014 14:28:16 #
USpatriot77
Loc: USA
Could someone enlighten this "man" as to what constitutes a "Man thing"? When I asked my wife what they were, she "laughed" at me!
Jan 11, 2014 14:40:31 #
USpatriot77 wrote:
Could someone enlighten this "man" as to what constitutes a "Man thing"? When I asked my wife what they were, she "laughed" at me!
a man thing is anything that is alien to a female and enable a man to get a female off your back with "it's a man thing" without having to explain the real intent
Jan 11, 2014 14:44:09 #
USpatriot77
Loc: USA
Boy, that really clarified the issue, Thanks!LOL
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petertimber wrote:
a man thing is anything that is alien to a female and enable a man to get a female off your back with "it's a man thing" without having to explain the real intent
:roll: :roll:
Jan 11, 2014 16:15:32 #
USpatriot77 wrote:
Could someone enlighten this "man" as to what constitutes a "Man thing"? When I asked my wife what they were, she "laughed" at me!
Its' a shoulder strap briefcase kinda thing resembles a woman's shoulderstrap big purse... with a flap on it.. or what ever. It hangs on a man's shoulder so he doesnt have to carry a brief case or it can be for personal stuff.. I've seen them... They were talking about them on Fox N Friends once... Bryan Kilmead wanted one or was asking about one.
Jan 11, 2014 16:22:57 #
USpatriot77 wrote:
Could someone enlighten this "man" as to what constitutes a "Man thing"? When I asked my wife what they were, she "laughed" at me!
You just gave a perfect example of a "man thing"! :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:
Jan 11, 2014 16:24:48 #
USpatriot77 wrote:
Boy, that really clarified the issue, Thanks!LOL
:roll: :roll:
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But accurate. When every possible excuse fails, the answer becomes, "It is a 'man thing'."
Jan 11, 2014 20:14:27 #
USpatriot77
Loc: USA
Are you dissin' on men AuntiE?
:lol: :lol:
AuntiE wrote:
But accurate. When every possible excuse fails, the answer becomes, "It is a 'man thing'."
:lol: :lol:
Jan 11, 2014 20:22:22 #
USpatriot77 wrote:
Are you dissin' on men AuntiE?
:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol:
I am not. I am being accurate. Have you yet read my two new forums on Chit Chat? Heh...heh...heh... :mrgreen:
Jan 11, 2014 20:34:43 #
USpatriot77
Loc: USA
I have, and I am still trying to evaluate my opinion on to what exactly is running your "beautiful" mind at times my dear! :roll: :roll: :P :P :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 11, 2014 21:59:27 #
USpatriot77 wrote:
Could someone enlighten this "man" as to what constitutes a "Man thing"? When I asked my wife what they were, she "laughed" at me!
I could never get by with saying, "its a man thing". It would never pass the smell test with my wife, my two grown daughters, my two sisters, nor my female Labrador Retriever!!
:-D
Jan 11, 2014 22:59:13 #
Brian Devon wrote:
I could never get by with saying, "its a man thing". It would never pass the smell test with my wife, my two grown daughters, my two sisters, nor my female Labrador Retriever!!
:-D
:-D
men are born doomed by a woman and grow up only return to a woman and both always make men take out the garbage. My wife approves of this statement.
Jan 11, 2014 23:25:15 #
petertimber wrote:
men are born doomed by a woman and grow up only return to a woman and both always make men take out the garbage. My wife approves of this statement.
I am waving my hand in the air for gold stars under my name. If it is not raining or cold, I will take the garbage out, :lol: excluding my dear spouse. There is no garbage bag large enough for 6'6" of spouse. I truly am kidding about him as garbage.
Jan 12, 2014 10:55:49 #
It's just like saying "It's a black thing".
USpatriot77 wrote:
Could someone enlighten this "man" as to what constitutes a "Man thing"? When I asked my wife what they were, she "laughed" at me!
Jan 12, 2014 13:15:01 #
rjoeholl wrote:
It's just like saying "It's a black thing".
How does this readily relieve you of a female on your back who has no understanding of men and their toys, suffer penis envy at every turn (toilet seat down syndrome) and blame everything on your mother if you marry. Saying "It's a black thing" will only provoke more conversation.
Jan 12, 2014 13:23:10 #
petertimber wrote:
How does this readily relieve you of a female on your back who has no understanding of men and their toys, suffer penis envy at every turn (toilet seat down syndrome) and blame everything on your mother if you marry. Saying "It's a black thing" will only provoke more conversation.
Penis envy? What about vagina envy? Who gets to bring life into this world? Who gets to have multiple orgasms (not counting 17 y.o. boys)? Who doesn't have to have a "cough" test at the Doctor's? Who gets to live a longer life and get to spend their spouses life insurance on a cruise around the Mediterranean?
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