PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANAA)

President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping
legislation that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The
Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal
by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real sk**ls or
ambition.

"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive
necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said
California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer
stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and
passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be
able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply
because they have some idea of what they are doing."

In a Capitol Hill press conference, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal
Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without
regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of
Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No
Ability (63 percent).

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million
mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles
but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense
of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be
given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees.
The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote
a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management
positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that
agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new
measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the
non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as,
"Do you have any sk**ls or experience that relate to this job?"

"As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have
something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a
lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to
remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. "This new law should be real good for
people like me. I'll finally have job security." With the passage of this
bill, Gertz and millions of other lazy, untalented citizens will finally see
a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Sen. Dick Durbin,IL: "As a senator with no abilities, I believe the
same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every
American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and
every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort
of space to take up in this great nation and a great salary for doing so."

This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Kathleen Sebelius, Al Sharpton,
Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barack Obama.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

:lol: :wink: :D :lol: :mrgreen:

Confused

More garbage from the Democrats that strive for government dependency . Perhaps an impeachment would stop this s**t .

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Hello Confused,

The post is for humor. When you have time, read it and see if you can relate to service you have had from the Postal Service or perhaps the DMV. I know that at times I have left these offices shaking my head! I took a break and now I can laugh again, too much serious stuff can weight one down! ;) ;)

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

My goodness ginnyt, you are either up quite late, or very early. LOL

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Both. Waiting for the water to heat for a shower, we are staying in a hospice because the girls did not want to stay in hotels. Breakfast will be at 0700 and it is 0544 now. Girls are exhausted but today we will go down to Pisa and then to Rome. I will need a vacation from the vacation when I get home! :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

I know the feeling. While I was only interstate, after almost three weeks I was quite anxious to Zurück zu meinem kleinen Bruchbude. LOL

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

:thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:

These girls are so full of energy! They want to see and do everything. And being the "young" grandmother of our clan, I am supposed to keep up with them! We plan to only visit Pisa for the day and stay for 3 days in Rome. That is where the fountain of fortune is located, so in goes a coin for each of my friends on OPP.

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Got to go, I will try to get back on line this evening!

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Got to go, I will try to get back on line this evening!

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Go, and enjoy.

cesspool jones Loc: atlanta

the real reason for all of this is because of this country's moral and value decline (no parents or liberal parents) since the late 60's and if this becomes law, this country is shot. this iz pure socialism and the people in DC who support this are thinking with their heart (democrats) and not their minds and letz not forget the names printed on this post. sebelius still lives in america...why?????????

rumitoid

Alright, I have finally stopped laughing and I am--wait a sec, a little more time, please--I haha, another sec or two..okay, I think...oops, sorry for that demented giggle, yes I know it is not supposed to be a laughing matter. I.........let me get back to you later, I think I just wet myself.

TroubleshooterTim Loc: People's Republic of Oregon

Too funny, Ol Gringo...
And, we'll still have the 'Occupier' types who won't work.

snowbear37 Loc: MA.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: