Questions that have no answers
Dec 19, 2013 17:07:19 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
1. When a yodeler yodels, why do they all say " old lady who"?
2. When your house catches fire, why does your house burn DOWN but your stuff burns UP?
3. When it rains, why do people feel the need to explain where the rain is occurring, ie. " it's raining OUTSIDE "?
4. Why are there only live audiences? Don't the dead deserve entertainment as well?
5. Why are the loudest persons always the least knowledgeable?
6. What is the spider at the center of the World Wide Web?
7. Why do they call it Social Security when it's employees are very anti social?
2. When your house catches fire, why does your house burn DOWN but your stuff burns UP?
3. When it rains, why do people feel the need to explain where the rain is occurring, ie. " it's raining OUTSIDE "?
4. Why are there only live audiences? Don't the dead deserve entertainment as well?
5. Why are the loudest persons always the least knowledgeable?
6. What is the spider at the center of the World Wide Web?
7. Why do they call it Social Security when it's employees are very anti social?
Dec 19, 2013 19:30:33 #
The answer is Sis- boom-bah... What's the question?
The sound a sheep makes when it explodes.....
Heee heeee.
The sound a sheep makes when it explodes.....
Heee heeee.
Dec 19, 2013 23:38:42 #
1 Actually its yode-a-la-he-hooooo
2 House burns down cuz its a structure people live in and the idea the builder had was for the structure to stay up. Also your stuff are things not structures, no need to worry about collapse there.
3 Folks say its raining outside because that's where weather events take place.
4 They dead aren't aware of entertainment. They know one thing, its much better to be alive.
5 Loud people are sometimes hard of hearing may have missed info, you assumed they may have.
6 World wide web has no center or a spider there, its a synonym for the internet.
7 Govt workers are generally not helpful and are typically self centered and probably the most entitled creatures in the universe. Ever noticed that?
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2 House burns down cuz its a structure people live in and the idea the builder had was for the structure to stay up. Also your stuff are things not structures, no need to worry about collapse there.
3 Folks say its raining outside because that's where weather events take place.
4 They dead aren't aware of entertainment. They know one thing, its much better to be alive.
5 Loud people are sometimes hard of hearing may have missed info, you assumed they may have.
6 World wide web has no center or a spider there, its a synonym for the internet.
7 Govt workers are generally not helpful and are typically self centered and probably the most entitled creatures in the universe. Ever noticed that?
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lpnmajor wrote:
1. When a yodeler yodels, why do they all say &quo... (show quote)
Dec 20, 2013 09:08:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lpnmajor wrote:
1. When a yodeler yodels, why do they all say &quo... (show quote)
:lol: Intriguing questions, all! :mrgreen:
Dec 20, 2013 11:50:37 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
73STNGLKABEE wrote:
1 Actually its yode-a-la-he-hooooo br br 2 House ... (show quote)
In your answer to number 4 how do you know it's better to be alive? has anyone ever come back and told you what it's like to be dead
Dec 20, 2013 12:25:11 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
alex wrote:
In your answer to number 4 how do you know it's better to be alive? has anyone ever come back and told you what it's like to be dead
I suppose one could infer from the congress, whom are dead from the shoulders up. To be fair, many of them are probably dead from the waist down as well. That would explain the anger and frustration exhibited by many of them.
Dec 20, 2013 12:38:13 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
lpnmajor wrote:
I suppose one could infer from the congress, whom are dead from the shoulders up. To be fair, many of them are probably dead from the waist down as well. That would explain the anger and frustration exhibited by many of them.
okay I'll buy that
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