All I Needed to Know About Life I Learned From Santa
Dec 21, 2016 10:26:22 #
Encourage people to believe in you.
Always remember who's naughty and who's nice.
Don't pout.
It's as much fun to give as it is to receive.
Some days it's OK to feel a little chubby.
Make your presents known.
Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.
Bright red can make anyone look good.
Wear a wide belt and no-one will notice how many pounds you've gained.
If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important.
Whenever you're at a loss for words, say: "HO, HO, HO!"
Always remember who's naughty and who's nice.
Don't pout.
It's as much fun to give as it is to receive.
Some days it's OK to feel a little chubby.
Make your presents known.
Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.
Bright red can make anyone look good.
Wear a wide belt and no-one will notice how many pounds you've gained.
If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important.
Whenever you're at a loss for words, say: "HO, HO, HO!"
Dec 21, 2016 10:49:19 #
EL
Loc: Massachusetts
Larry the Legend wrote:
Encourage people to believe in you. br br Always ... (show quote)
Words of wisdom!
Dec 21, 2016 12:07:17 #
Dec 22, 2016 13:10:50 #
Larry the Legend wrote:
Encourage people to believe in you. br br Always ... (show quote)
This would be under "naughty". HO HO HO.
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