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A Politically Correct Christmas Greeting
Dec 21, 2016 10:14:29   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, g****r neutral, winter solstice holiday; practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all.

Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him/zeself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to one and all!

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Dec 21, 2016 10:20:19   #
Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone
 
I have never been PC....

SO MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A BLESSED NEW YEAR!

Larry the Legend wrote:
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, g****r neutral, winter solstice holiday; practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all.

Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him/zeself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

TRIGGER WARNING! If you are easily offended by normal prose, do not read past this line!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to one and all!
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, soci... (show quote)

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Dec 21, 2016 10:22:36   #
reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, g****r neutral, winter solstice holiday; practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all.

Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him/zeself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

TRIGGER WARNING! If you are easily offended by normal prose, do not read past this line!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to one and all!
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, soci... (show quote)



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Dec 22, 2016 12:36:43   #
boatbob2
 
Merry Christmas to all,Especially those of us,that are REALLY cold,Why,here in North Florida,its so darn cold,I had to wear a T-SHIRT,to ride my motorcycle this morning,now THATS COLD....

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Dec 22, 2016 13:23:16   #
Big dog
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, g****r neutral, winter solstice holiday; practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all.

Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him/zeself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

TRIGGER WARNING! If you are easily offended by normal prose, do not read past this line!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to one and all!
Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, soci... (show quote)

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Dec 22, 2016 16:49:43   #
ACP45 Loc: Rhode Island
 
Good one Larry. Best post on this site that I have seen today!

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Dec 22, 2016 19:54:19   #
Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana
 
Pennylynn wrote:
I have never been PC....

SO MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A BLESSED NEW YEAR!





A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you Penny, and also Happy Birthday, Hope you have a good day.

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Dec 22, 2016 23:11:24   #
Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone
 
How very kind of you! Thank you.....

I had a most wonderful day.... we held a free shot and spay clinic.... my cousins volunteered their veterinary sk**ls and time; we took care of over 900 animals... mostly dogs and cats, but we also had one little rabbit.


A very Merry Christmas to you and to all you hold dear!


Peaver Bogart wrote:
A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you Penny, and also Happy Birthday, Hope you have a good day.



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Dec 23, 2016 00:34:35   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
Just. MERRY CHRISTMAS! TO ALL

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Dec 24, 2016 11:00:40   #
boatbob2
 
Merry Christmas folks,...

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