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Dec 8, 2013 17:09:59   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
larry wrote:
To make vodka, you have to stop eating the potatoes.


Wait! Did you just make a joke? Or were you serious?

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Dec 8, 2013 17:12:58   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
lpnmajor wrote:
You've been watching too much Lord of the Rings I see.


I didn't realize hobbits were Irish. I thought they were what drunk Irishmen saw when they grew bored with pink elephants.

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Dec 8, 2013 17:23:02   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
banjojack wrote:
I didn't realize hobbits were Irish. I thought they were what drunk Irishmen saw when they grew bored with pink elephants.


No, that's where Orcs and Goblins come from. Middle Earth was celtic. I think the Elves were the celtiest of them all. They did migrate from Tir Na Nog after all.

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Dec 8, 2013 17:29:02   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
lpnmajor wrote:
No, that's where Orcs and Goblins come from. Middle Earth was celtic. I think the Elves were the celtiest of them all. They did migrate from Tir Na Nog after all.


Not from Egg Na Nog?

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Dec 8, 2013 17:31:25   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
banjojack wrote:
Not from Egg Na Nog?


Only at Christmas, That's the only time of year they're sober enough to find the secret door.

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Dec 8, 2013 17:33:02   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Only at Christmas, That's the only time of year they're sober enough to find the secret door.


Oh.

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Dec 8, 2013 22:55:49   #
larry
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Wait! Did you just make a joke? Or were you serious?


You tell me. are you laughing?

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Dec 8, 2013 23:09:42   #
DotsMan
 
rcksha wrote:
A good point. It would be great if our kids could sign their names so one could read them, learn to fill out forms so one could read them, even a readable job application would be met with meaningful descriptions.
Your point is well taken. I just wonder where we are going when educators suggest a depletion of basic life sk**ls.


It's called "The dumbing down of America".

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Dec 8, 2013 23:39:31   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
larry wrote:
You tell me. are you laughing?


I choked on a potatoe. :lol:

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Dec 8, 2013 23:48:39   #
larry
 
lpnmajor wrote:
I choked on a potatoe. :lol:


:You are eating too fast, no vodka for you to wash it down.

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Dec 9, 2013 00:36:50   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
lpnmajor wrote:
I choked on a potatoe. :lol:


You choked on the misspelling. Potato. No "e" unless your name is Dan Quayle. The Vocabulary Visigoth knows all, sees all, sleeps not, and strikes from the shadows when you least expect.

VVV
VVV...

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Dec 9, 2013 00:38:45   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
banjojack wrote:
You choked on the misspelling. Potato. No "e" unless your name is Dan Quayle. The Vocabulary Visigoth knows all, sees all, sleeps not, and strikes from the shadows when you least expect.


Maybe he had a pot and a toe. :mrgreen:

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Dec 9, 2013 00:43:09   #
larry
 
AuntiE wrote:
Maybe he had a pot and a toe. :mrgreen:


More like he was potted and stubbed his toe.

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Dec 9, 2013 00:45:39   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
larry wrote:
More like he was potted and stubbed his toe.


That's why truly intelligent people such as myself call them 'taters.

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Dec 9, 2013 00:45:59   #
larry
 
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banjojack wrote:
You choked on the misspelling. Potato. No "e" unless your name is Dan Quayle. The Vocabulary Visigoth knows all, sees all, sleeps not, and strikes from the shadows when you least expect.


I thought when you had more than one you added the e, as in potatoes?

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