Grand-Dad and Red White and Blue-- this is funny!
Nov 23, 2013 22:44:57 #
Boo_Boo
Loc: Jellystone
I took my granddad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.
My granddad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my granddad staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Granddad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you're my kid."
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.
My granddad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my granddad staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Granddad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you're my kid."
Nov 23, 2013 22:46:37 #
ginnyt wrote:
I took my granddad to the mall the other day to bu... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank you! :!: :!: :!:
Nov 23, 2013 22:50:09 #
Boo_Boo
Loc: Jellystone
AuntiE wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank you! :!: :!: :!:
Thank you! :!: :!: :!:
LMAO!!! This reminds me of my oldest son, he went through a phase where he spiked his hair, and guess who was the one who helped him blow dry his hair in such lovely spikes..... and both my husband and I were still in uniform! I took some backlash from my commander, but I figured that my son needed support. Gosh this is funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nov 23, 2013 22:52:34 #
ginnyt wrote:
LMAO!!! This reminds me of my oldest son, he went through a phase where he spiked his hair, and guess who was the one who helped him blow dry his hair in such lovely spikes..... and both my husband and I were still in uniform! I took some backlash from my commander, but I figured that my son needed support. Gosh this is funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Even your avatar is laughing inside and possibly has twitching laughing whiskers. :thumbup: :-P
Nov 23, 2013 23:03:52 #
Boo_Boo
Loc: Jellystone
AuntiE wrote:
Even your avatar is laughing inside and possibly has twitching laughing whiskers. :thumbup: :-P
He (the avatar) is always laughing, he just don't do it out loud. Where is everyone tonight?
Nov 23, 2013 23:07:41 #
ginnyt wrote:
I took my granddad to the mall the other day to bu... (show quote)
Best in a long time. Very funny and a touch of reality in my case.
Nov 23, 2013 23:16:27 #
Boo_Boo
Loc: Jellystone
rumitoid wrote:
Best in a long time. Very funny and a touch of reality in my case.
I can not take credit, this is an AuntiE.... by far she finds and shares the best! So, make sure that you thank the right person.
BTW, hope your fun with your bud left you in good health and you did not over indulge in merriment and forbidden fruits!
Nov 23, 2013 23:36:07 #
ginnyt wrote:
I can not take credit, this is an AuntiE.... by far she finds and shares the best! So, make sure that you thank the right person.
BTW, hope your fun with your bud left you in good health and you did not over indulge in merriment and forbidden fruits!
BTW, hope your fun with your bud left you in good health and you did not over indulge in merriment and forbidden fruits!
All non-drinkers and basically non-anythings someone my mistake as merry-making, except friendship and good food. I have shrunk a little since getting older; the forbidden fruit is not in easy reach anymore and my leaping abilities have faded. Of course, there are rocks and ladders and imagination...if I have the energy.
Nov 24, 2013 01:26:23 #
ginnyt wrote:
He (the avatar) is always laughing, he just don't do it out loud. Where is everyone tonight?
Old Gringo is still traveling. Your knight obviously did an early evening...leer :shock: The VV has been very very busy of late so is not with us as frequently at night. I am also wondering with all the weather going on if some are dealing with weather related concerns.
Nov 24, 2013 09:43:41 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
ginnyt wrote:
I took my granddad to the mall the other day to bu... (show quote)
I did that once and thought I got away with it, but the parrot squawked.
Nov 24, 2013 20:43:20 #
ginnyt wrote:
I took my granddad to the mall the other day to bu... (show quote)
HA, HA, HA, HA....LOL....
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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