The Dutchman

This was written by a pastor's Wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events.

And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land Called America, having lost their morals, their initiative, and their
Will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that Person known as "The One."

He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning, but He Hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you." My lack
Of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my Association with evil doers are of no consequence. I shall save you with hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the Land that he who proceeded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, And that all he has built must be destroyed. And the people rejoiced, For even though they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised
That it was good; and they believed. And "The One" said "We live in The greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"

Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats." And the People said "Sock it to them!" "And redistribute their wealth." And The people said, "Show us the money!" And the one said, "Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody.."

And Joe the plumber asked, " Are you kidding me? You're going to Steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??" And "The One" Ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized. One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And she was
Banished from the kingdom.

Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and Having zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with Radical terrorists?" And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with Them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they Will forget that they ever wanted to k**l us all!" And the people Said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons Into free cars for the people!"

Then "The One" said "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes." And one, Lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes." So "The One" Said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!" And the people said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"


Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell Your homes!" And the people yawned and the slumping housing market
Collapsed. And He said. "I shall mandate employer-funded health care For every worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every
Person unlimited healthcare and medicine and t***sportation to the Clinics." And the people said, "Give me some of that!" Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas." And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"

Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and Electricity rates will skyrocket!" And the people said, "Coal is Dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part About higher electric rates." So "The One" said, Not to worry. If Your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out. Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!"

Then He said, "I*****l i*******ts feel scorned and slighted. Let's Grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, Free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing..." And The people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!

And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and Ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like A rock dropped from a cliff.

The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a Crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support.

Then "The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah - and I'm here To save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have
Enough!" But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. "Wait a Minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have To pay more... And "The One" said, "Wait a minute. That is Unfair!!" And the world said, "As are these other i***tic programs you have embraced. Look you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!"

And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?" But yea verily, it was too late. The people set upon The One and spat upon
Him and stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation Was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or Shelter or hope. And the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that
Consumed all that they had built.

And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, "give us back our nation and our p***e and our hope!!" But it was too
late, and their homeland was no more.

You may think this a fairy tale, but it's not. It's happening RIGHT NOW

THIS really tells it like it is. After reading it -- and before you go into the bathroom to throw-up -- pass it on to your friends and those you know who care about our country and what is happening to it under the rule of Commissar Obama.

IF YOU CAN'T SEE THIS HAPPENING.... JUST RUB YOUR EYES AND BLINK A FEW MORE TIMES REALLY GOOD.

The Dutchman

AS DOES THIS

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ACCORDING TO THE OBOZO

I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.

III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama.


IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.


V. Honor thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.


VI. Thou shalt not k**l, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an a*********n to punish your daughter with a baby.


VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.


VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, i*****l i*******ts, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.


IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.


X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.