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Jun 24, 2016 09:09:14   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Most blond jokes are about women, but who said men can't be blond too?

There was an Irishman, a Mexican, and a blond guy, who worked construction together. They were working on top of a building one day, and it was lunch time. The Irish man opens his lunch pail and he sees he has cabbage and beef, and he says, "If I get one more beef and cabbage for lunch I'm gonna jump off of this building!"

Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he says, 'if I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building!'

The blond man opens his lunch pail and gets a bologna sandwich. He says, 'if I get one more bologna sandwich I'm gonna jump off of this building!'

The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabbage and beef so he jumps off the building to his death.

Then the Mexican opens hid lunch pail and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building to his death.

Then the blond guy opens his lunch pail and finds a bologna sandwich, so he jumps off to his death as well.

The next day at their funeral the Irish man's wife said, ''if I only knew he was sick of cabbage and beef I would have packed him something else." Then the Mexican's wife then said, ''If I only knew he didn't like burritos, I would have packed something else.''

Finally, the blond man's wife said, ''I don't know what his problem was! He packed his own lunch!''
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A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What happened?!?" he says in panic. "I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids!!!"
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A blind guy sits down at a bar and shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blond joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 pounds and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blond. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


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Jun 24, 2016 10:00:25   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Those are goodies LJ.
DO blonds have more fun? :-)



lindajoy wrote:
Most blond jokes are about women, but who said men can't be blond too?

There was an Irishman, a Mexican, and a blond guy, who worked construction together. They were working on top of a building one day, and it was lunch time. The Irish man opens his lunch pail and he sees he has cabbage and beef, and he says, "If I get one more beef and cabbage for lunch I'm gonna jump off of this building!"

Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he says, 'if I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building!'

The blond man opens his lunch pail and gets a bologna sandwich. He says, 'if I get one more bologna sandwich I'm gonna jump off of this building!'

The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabbage and beef so he jumps off the building to his death.

Then the Mexican opens hid lunch pail and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building to his death.

Then the blond guy opens his lunch pail and finds a bologna sandwich, so he jumps off to his death as well.

The next day at their funeral the Irish man's wife said, ''if I only knew he was sick of cabbage and beef I would have packed him something else." Then the Mexican's wife then said, ''If I only knew he didn't like burritos, I would have packed something else.''

Finally, the blond man's wife said, ''I don't know what his problem was! He packed his own lunch!''
~~~~~~~~~~~

A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What happened?!?" he says in panic. "I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~
A blind guy sits down at a bar and shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blond joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 pounds and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blond. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Most blond jokes are about women, but who said men... (show quote)

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Jun 24, 2016 10:02:21   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Those are goodies LJ.
DO blonds have more fun? :-)


Well from my what I know, and my girlfriends that are blond, yes, they do..I'm brunette so I can only tell you from observing...

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Jun 24, 2016 10:34:53   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 


Makes me proud to announce that I am not a blonde

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Jun 24, 2016 11:28:18   #
PawneeCounty Loc: Oklahoma USA
 
lindajoy wrote:
Well from my what I know, and my girlfriends that are blond, yes, they do..I'm brunette so I can only tell you from observing...


From the Dead Seals song Advertise:

What is real and what is phony
Tell me which one has the Tony.
We all know that blonds have more fun
Get some Clairol you can be one.

LOL Hi Linda

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Jun 24, 2016 11:33:59   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
PawneeCounty wrote:
From the Dead Seals song Advertise:

What is real and what is phony
Tell me which one has the Tony.
We all know that blonds have more fun
Get some Clairol you can be one.

LOL Hi Linda


MASH (5/5) Movie CLIP - This Is an Insane Asylum! (1970) HD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45X0_m1KYQM

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Jun 25, 2016 17:34:00   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Most blond jokes are about women, but who said men can't be blond too?

There was an Irishman, a Mexican, and a blond guy, who worked construction together. They were working on top of a building one day, and it was lunch time. The Irish man opens his lunch pail and he sees he has cabbage and beef, and he says, "If I get one more beef and cabbage for lunch I'm gonna jump off of this building!"

Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he says, 'if I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building!'

The blond man opens his lunch pail and gets a bologna sandwich. He says, 'if I get one more bologna sandwich I'm gonna jump off of this building!'

The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabbage and beef so he jumps off the building to his death.

Then the Mexican opens hid lunch pail and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building to his death.

Then the blond guy opens his lunch pail and finds a bologna sandwich, so he jumps off to his death as well.

The next day at their funeral the Irish man's wife said, ''if I only knew he was sick of cabbage and beef I would have packed him something else." Then the Mexican's wife then said, ''If I only knew he didn't like burritos, I would have packed something else.''

Finally, the blond man's wife said, ''I don't know what his problem was! He packed his own lunch!''
~~~~~~~~~~~

A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What happened?!?" he says in panic. "I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~
A blind guy sits down at a bar and shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blond joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 pounds and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blond. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Most blond jokes are about women, but who said men... (show quote)




dunno why everyone wants to pick on us blondes---well kinda used to be ,anyhow

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