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Jun 16, 2016 14:58:23   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office complaining about aches and pains in whichever part of her body she happened to touch.

The doctor looked at her completely puzzled, wondering what on earth could be wrong with such a young, vibrant-looking woman. "Impossible!" he cried. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, and then she pushed her elbow, screaming even more. She pushed her knee, screaming yet again, and then she pushed her ankle, doing the same.

Appearing pensive for a few moments, the doctor suddenly had a great idea about what might be causing the problem. He asked, "You’re not really a redhead, are you?

Seeming surprised at the question, the woman was at a loss as to why the doctor might be asking her this.

"Well no," she replied, "I'm actually a blonde. I got this new dye job because I was fed up of everyone thinking I’m some airhead… but what does that have to do with anything?"

"Ah – I thought you might be a blonde," said the doctor while trying not to laugh.

"You don’t have aches and pains all over your body. The pain you’re feeling is because your finger is broken."

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Jun 16, 2016 16:17:14   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office complaining about aches and pains in whichever part of her body she happened to touch.

The doctor looked at her completely puzzled, wondering what on earth could be wrong with such a young, vibrant-looking woman. "Impossible!" he cried. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, and then she pushed her elbow, screaming even more. She pushed her knee, screaming yet again, and then she pushed her ankle, doing the same.

Appearing pensive for a few moments, the doctor suddenly had a great idea about what might be causing the problem. He asked, "You’re not really a redhead, are you?

Seeming surprised at the question, the woman was at a loss as to why the doctor might be asking her this.

"Well no," she replied, "I'm actually a blonde. I got this new dye job because I was fed up of everyone thinking I’m some airhead… but what does that have to do with anything?"

"Ah – I thought you might be a blonde," said the doctor while trying not to laugh.

"You don’t have aches and pains all over your body. The pain you’re feeling is because your finger is broken."
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's of... (show quote)


That's like the folks I've seen that say "it hurts when I touch it", to which I reply "well, stop touching it".

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Jun 16, 2016 17:28:57   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office complaining about aches and pains in whichever part of her body she happened to touch.

The doctor looked at her completely puzzled, wondering what on earth could be wrong with such a young, vibrant-looking woman. "Impossible!" he cried. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, and then she pushed her elbow, screaming even more. She pushed her knee, screaming yet again, and then she pushed her ankle, doing the same.

Appearing pensive for a few moments, the doctor suddenly had a great idea about what might be causing the problem. He asked, "You’re not really a redhead, are you?

Seeming surprised at the question, the woman was at a loss as to why the doctor might be asking her this.

"Well no," she replied, "I'm actually a blonde. I got this new dye job because I was fed up of everyone thinking I’m some airhead… but what does that have to do with anything?"

"Ah – I thought you might be a blonde," said the doctor while trying not to laugh.

"You don’t have aches and pains all over your body. The pain you’re feeling is because your finger is broken."
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's of... (show quote)


GREAT JOKE> I AM STILL LAUGHING!! Unfortunately I was drinking coffee when I read it, so now I have to wash my coffee covered jeans.

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Jun 16, 2016 19:56:35   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
lpnmajor wrote:
That's like the folks I've seen that say "it hurts when I touch it", to which I reply "well, stop touching it".


A class that always makes someone laugh and the other think "smart alec".....lolololololll .....

Poppa~~~

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Jun 16, 2016 19:58:09   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
no propaganda please wrote:
GREAT JOKE> I AM STILL LAUGHING!! Unfortunately I was drinking coffee when I read it, so now I have to wash my coffee covered jeans.


Dontcha' just h**e when that happens!!!! It does in here often..I have made notes on those parties most responsible for it and will NOT sip when reading their posts..Somehow tho, it still happens!!~~~

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Jun 17, 2016 14:17:09   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office complaining about aches and pains in whichever part of her body she happened to touch.

The doctor looked at her completely puzzled, wondering what on earth could be wrong with such a young, vibrant-looking woman. "Impossible!" he cried. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, and then she pushed her elbow, screaming even more. She pushed her knee, screaming yet again, and then she pushed her ankle, doing the same.

Appearing pensive for a few moments, the doctor suddenly had a great idea about what might be causing the problem. He asked, "You’re not really a redhead, are you?

Seeming surprised at the question, the woman was at a loss as to why the doctor might be asking her this.

"Well no," she replied, "I'm actually a blonde. I got this new dye job because I was fed up of everyone thinking I’m some airhead… but what does that have to do with anything?"

"Ah – I thought you might be a blonde," said the doctor while trying not to laugh.

"You don’t have aches and pains all over your body. The pain you’re feeling is because your finger is broken."
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's of... (show quote)



only from a Jarhead
Poppa do you know how many blonds headed ladies just read your post?
run and hide my friend

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Jun 17, 2016 15:00:39   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
only from a Jarhead
Poppa do you know how many blonds headed ladies just read your post?
run and hide my friend


No. I don't know any that can read.

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Jun 17, 2016 15:03:00   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
No. I don't know any that can read.



hide

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Jun 17, 2016 15:26:18   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
hide


Well, I do value my hide.

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Jun 17, 2016 15:47:42   #
bahmer
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office complaining about aches and pains in whichever part of her body she happened to touch.

The doctor looked at her completely puzzled, wondering what on earth could be wrong with such a young, vibrant-looking woman. "Impossible!" he cried. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, and then she pushed her elbow, screaming even more. She pushed her knee, screaming yet again, and then she pushed her ankle, doing the same.

Appearing pensive for a few moments, the doctor suddenly had a great idea about what might be causing the problem. He asked, "You’re not really a redhead, are you?

Seeming surprised at the question, the woman was at a loss as to why the doctor might be asking her this.

"Well no," she replied, "I'm actually a blonde. I got this new dye job because I was fed up of everyone thinking I’m some airhead… but what does that have to do with anything?"

"Ah – I thought you might be a blonde," said the doctor while trying not to laugh.

"You don’t have aches and pains all over your body. The pain you’re feeling is because your finger is broken."
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's of... (show quote)





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Jun 17, 2016 16:48:19   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, I do value my hide.


thank goodness
for a while there I thought you had lost it

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