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Jun 16, 2016 09:51:02   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.

The first h****r says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"

The second h****r says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."


The first h****r says, "Hey, there's an old automobile t***smission over there.
Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."


So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.


"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"

The first h****r says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped . . .headfirst into this here hole!!"

The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible . ..


I had him chained to a t***smission."

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Jun 16, 2016 09:56:35   #
bahmer
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.

The first h****r says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"

The second h****r says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."


The first h****r says, "Hey, there's an old automobile t***smission over there.
Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."


So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.


"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"

The first h****r says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped . . .headfirst into this here hole!!"

The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible . ..


I had him chained to a t***smission."
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as the... (show quote)


That will do it every time.

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Jun 16, 2016 10:07:49   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
bahmer wrote:
That will do it every time.



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Jun 16, 2016 10:08:36   #
the waker Loc: 11th freest nation
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.

The first h****r says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"

The second h****r says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."


The first h****r says, "Hey, there's an old automobile t***smission over there.
Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."


So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.


"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"

The first h****r says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped . . .headfirst into this here hole!!"

The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible . ..


I had him chained to a t***smission."
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as the... (show quote)



Now that's just funny

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Jun 16, 2016 11:05:17   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Hilarious .
Thanks much.
Hope that t****y wasn't a Muncie Supercase 4 Speed.

eagleye13 wrote:
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.

The first h****r says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"

The second h****r says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."


The first h****r says, "Hey, there's an old automobile t***smission over there.
Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."


So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.


"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"

The first h****r says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped . . .headfirst into this here hole!!"

The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible . ..


I had him chained to a t***smission."
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as the... (show quote)

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Jun 17, 2016 14:14:21   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.

The first h****r says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"

The second h****r says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."


The first h****r says, "Hey, there's an old automobile t***smission over there.
Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."


So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.


"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"

The first h****r says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped . . .headfirst into this here hole!!"

The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible . ..


I had him chained to a t***smission."
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as the... (show quote)


lmao

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Jun 17, 2016 20:23:41   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.

The first h****r says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"

The second h****r says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."


The first h****r says, "Hey, there's an old automobile t***smission over there.
Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."


So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.


"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"

The first h****r says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped . . .headfirst into this here hole!!"

The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible . ..


I had him chained to a t***smission."
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as the... (show quote)



Now that was a great joke. I never heard that one before.

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Jun 17, 2016 20:27:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Louie27 wrote:

Now that was a great joke. I never heard that one before.



just wonderin
did they find out how deep that hole was???

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Jun 17, 2016 20:43:02   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
It was Baaaaaah baaaaah baaaah baaah baah bah deep.
That's pretty derned deep if your a askin me.

badbobby wrote:
just wonderin
did they find out how deep that hole was???

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Jun 17, 2016 20:49:44   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
missinglink wrote:
It was Baaaaaah baaaaah baaaah baaah baah bah deep.
That's pretty derned deep if your a askin me.



sounds like a theory anyhow

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Jun 18, 2016 07:06:26   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
missinglink wrote:
It was Baaaaaah baaaaah baaaah baaah baah bah deep.
That's pretty derned deep if your a askin me.


Now that is deeeeeeeeeeeep deeeeeeep deeeep

LOLOLOLOL
Good one missing bottom:-)

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Jun 18, 2016 17:23:10   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
badbobby wrote:
just wonderin
did they find out how deep that hole was???


Only if they jumped in to retrieve that goat.

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Jun 19, 2016 08:41:16   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
just wonderin
did they find out how deep that hole was???


Ya nut!!!!!!!

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Jun 19, 2016 08:42:05   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Now that is deeeeeeeeeeeep deeeeeeep deeeep

LOLOLOLOL
Good one missing bottom:-)


And as good as your joke!! Missing has a great sense of humor........

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