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Jun 14, 2016 11:25:55   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
H****r was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'

His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the t***h. 'Well, H****r, it's called sexual intercourse.’

‘Oh,’ Little H****r said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse, it's called bunk beds and Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.'

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Jun 14, 2016 11:46:41   #
wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia
 
Onelostdog wrote:
H****r was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'

His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the t***h. 'Well, H****r, it's called sexual intercourse.’

‘Oh,’ Little H****r said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse, it's called bunk beds and Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.'
H****r was 4 years old and was staying with his gr... (show quote)





Kool!

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Jun 14, 2016 12:01:02   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 

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Jun 14, 2016 14:14:56   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Onelostdog wrote:
H****r was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'

His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the t***h. 'Well, H****r, it's called sexual intercourse.’

‘Oh,’ Little H****r said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse, it's called bunk beds and Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.'
H****r was 4 years old and was staying with his gr... (show quote)



A grand father always took his seven year old grand daughter for a Sunday ride
but one weekend he was ill and his wife took the little girl for a ride
when they returned ,the grandfather asked the girl
"Well hon,did you enjoy the ride with gramma?"
The girl replied"Oh,yes Grampa ,I did.but one thing was different.We never saw a single "dumb ass,s**t head,or dam road hog"

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Jun 14, 2016 14:47:43   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
a laugh a day keeps the Dr away 2 good laughs in one day I feel like I can get up 3 a day I just might make it accross the room wow

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Jun 14, 2016 20:26:42   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:

A grand father always took his seven year old grand daughter for a Sunday ride
but one weekend he was ill and his wife took the little girl for a ride
when they returned ,the grandfather asked the girl
"Well hon,did you enjoy the ride with gramma?"
The girl replied"Oh,yes Grampa ,I did.but one thing was different.We never saw a single "dumb ass,s**t head,or dam road hog"
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Both dog's and yours very cute!! Sent both on too...

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Jun 14, 2016 20:28:01   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Both dog's and yours very cute!! Sent both on too...


dog and I say thank you

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Jun 14, 2016 20:30:50   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
dog and I say thank you


Hello my special friend...I trust you are well and had a fabulous day???

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Jun 14, 2016 21:21:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Hello my special friend...I trust you are well and had a fabulous day???


Hi Linda
I am well but Mama is very sick
We will see the doctor again tomorrow
I may not be on line

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Jun 14, 2016 22:39:40   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
badbobby wrote:
Hi Linda
I am well but Mama is very sick
We will see the doctor again tomorrow
I may not be on line


Hey bobby sorry to hear of any sickness in your family. I hope everything will get much better in a very short time. Both my wife and I had some kind of flu for like two months but finally got rid of. I pray that is not what has hit your Mama as it really really sucks. Anyway again I pray she will get well in short order, take care of yourselves, see ya latter on the net.

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Jun 15, 2016 02:39:19   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
Hi Linda
I am well but Mama is very sick
We will see the doctor again tomorrow
I may not be on line


Prayers with the both of you and don't catch what she has if at possible...Is like a flu or something else bobby??

Come on when you can, your in my thoughts as is your beautiful wife....

In the white light of Gods love and healing powers you both are!!!

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Jun 15, 2016 02:40:19   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Onelostdog wrote:
Hey bobby sorry to hear of any sickness in your family. I hope everything will get much better in a very short time. Both my wife and I had some kind of flu for like two months but finally got rid of. I pray that is not what has hit your Mama as it really really sucks. Anyway again I pray she will get well in short order, take care of yourselves, see ya latter on the net.


Glad you and wife finally got over that too..Miserable it can be!!!

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Jun 15, 2016 13:04:52   #
dkjohnson
 
Why do you take "could be good stories" and turn them into dirty, filthy stories? I don't understand some people. They seem to try to go to hell. Don't we know there is a God who will judge us and that could send us to hell if we are not found rightous?

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Jun 15, 2016 19:57:32   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
Onelostdog wrote:
H****r was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'

His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the t***h. 'Well, H****r, it's called sexual intercourse.’

‘Oh,’ Little H****r said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse, it's called bunk beds and Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.'
H****r was 4 years old and was staying with his gr... (show quote)


I can thak God my grand children never asked me that question. Thanks for the laugh.

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Jun 15, 2016 19:59:16   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
badbobby wrote:

A grand father always took his seven year old grand daughter for a Sunday ride
but one weekend he was ill and his wife took the little girl for a ride
when they returned ,the grandfather asked the girl
"Well hon,did you enjoy the ride with gramma?"
The girl replied"Oh,yes Grampa ,I did.but one thing was different.We never saw a single "dumb ass,s**t head,or dam road hog"
img src="https://static.onepoliticalplaza.com/ima... (show quote)


Great joke Bad Bobby.

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