AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD, AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available"

George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and k**led them both; the dogs are eating them right now," and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

I LOVE IT!
Don't mess with old people.

Navysnipe Loc: Old West

YEAH!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

We lets hope that was the end of the story & that the police didn't find a way to fine the old guy.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Floyd, could you just do us a favor and laugh. It is the Saturday amusement. A dissertation is not what was sought, a smile was the objective. :| :-o

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

Sorry! I did think it was a cute story & as an old-coot wish that I could come up with some thing as cute.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

I can sometimes do visuals without blinking. I could picture this thin, older, slightly stooped gentleman looking at the police officer with a very bland smile saying the punch line.

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

Some time wisdom comes with aging I keep looking to see if I have any.

rebob14

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

:lol: :lol: :thumbup:

The moral? You do what you gotta do! :mrgreen:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

And the "do what you gotta do" is the very sweet sound of a pump shotgun racking a shell. :mrgreen: :thumbup:

larry

Joe Biden called, He asked if that gun is registered, and have you had a background check, He is sending NSA to check you guys out, you aren't supposed to be protecting yourselves,

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

:shock: That's certainly one way to deal with it! :thumbup: :wink:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

There is no registration requirement for a pump shotgun. Yes, I have been through a background check. Yes, I know I am not suppose to protect myself; however, I will not be firing a shotgun into the air, as per VP Biden's instructions.

larry

Well be prepared to give it up, If a gun is not registered,it is illegal. Look, if you can protect yourself against the government, you must be an i**********nist. We can't have that now can we?
How are we going to maintain our power if you guys can take us out by force?

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Since when is registration required for a weapon, unless you have a special BAFTE exemption to own an automatic weapon?