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Feb 19, 2016 23:37:03   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about two miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line.

When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to the next city to do a show that night and didn't want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.

A drunk good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my behind to jail, 'cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."



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Feb 19, 2016 23:43:04   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
lindajoy wrote:
A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about two miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line.

When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to the next city to do a show that night and didn't want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.

A drunk good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my behind to jail, 'cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."
A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 ... (show quote)



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Feb 20, 2016 00:19:17   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
This one.......



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Feb 20, 2016 00:53:33   #
Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix
 
or this one
lindajoy wrote:
This one.......



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Feb 20, 2016 00:57:18   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
or this one



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Feb 20, 2016 01:47:04   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
or this one


:thumbup: :thumbup: Yes, that one works..I looked for a man but only found women rolling around when I replied to Little..Thought it would offend him to use a women.....

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Feb 20, 2016 01:53:31   #
Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix
 
Nah, he would got a kick out of you replying with a woman.
lindajoy wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: Yes, that one works..I looked for a man but only found women rolling around when I replied to Little..Thought it would offend him to use a women.....

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Feb 20, 2016 01:59:08   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
lindajoy wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: Yes, that one works..I looked for a man but only found women rolling around when I replied to Little..Thought it would offend him to use a women.....


Not at all. I have a very healthy sense of humor. :mrgreen:

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Feb 20, 2016 02:08:02   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
or this one


For the both of you nuts!!

huh???
huh???...

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Feb 20, 2016 02:10:03   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
Nah, he would got a kick out of you replying with a woman.


I'll remember that or the future~~~ :thumbup:

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Feb 20, 2016 02:10:51   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Not at all. I have a very healthy sense of humor. :mrgreen:


For some reason I suspect you do........... :thumbup: :lol:

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Feb 20, 2016 02:21:45   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
lindajoy wrote:
For some reason I suspect you do........... :thumbup: :lol:


Can't imagine why you would think that.



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Feb 20, 2016 02:31:41   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Can't imagine why you would think that.

You can't????????
You can't????????...

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Feb 20, 2016 02:34:02   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
OWIE!



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Feb 20, 2016 02:50:23   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
OWIE!


lol,, I think I'll sit here sippen some coffee and watch more of that...I like it~~

Makes me laugh you do...You do have a sense of humor
Makes me laugh you do...You do have a sense of hum...

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