Foxworthy Hits The Nail On The Head
Oct 14, 2013 07:00:17 #
Jeff Foxworthy:
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
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If you have to get your parents permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an a******n you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to v**e for who runs the government you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If, in the nations largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If an 80-year-old woman or a three-year-old girl who is confined to a wheelchair can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is cute, but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion, while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If the governments plan for getting people back to work is to provide incentives for not working, by granting 99 weeks of unemployment checks, without any requirement to prove that gainful employment was diligently sought, but couldnt be found you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more safe according to the government you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
What a country!
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
...
If you have to get your parents permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an a******n you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to v**e for who runs the government you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If, in the nations largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If an 80-year-old woman or a three-year-old girl who is confined to a wheelchair can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is cute, but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion, while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If the governments plan for getting people back to work is to provide incentives for not working, by granting 99 weeks of unemployment checks, without any requirement to prove that gainful employment was diligently sought, but couldnt be found you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more safe according to the government you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by i***ts.
What a country!
Oct 14, 2013 07:38:22 #
Oct 14, 2013 07:40:18 #
Oct 14, 2013 07:43:17 #
Foxworthy,you are so right,the way our Gov treats the real working class makes me very upset,I hope we do something about this problem, our Gov is rum by I***TS!
Oct 14, 2013 07:53:05 #
Oct 14, 2013 10:28:37 #
Oct 14, 2013 10:53:24 #
Yes god is real. He is very real!!!! And if he's for us who can be against us? Good will always prevail!
Oct 15, 2013 18:59:42 #
snowbear37 wrote:
Jeff Foxworthy: br br If you can get arrested for... (show quote)
T***h is stranger than fiction.
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