Jackson Stonewalled Ross Jr. wrote:
I am one of those people, I believe in the constitution, freedom and liberty. I am fed up with the "powers that be".
I am one of the official greeters. Many will greet you in a sober and serious manner. Mine is different.
Insert airline pilot voice.
Welcome aboard. We hope you enjoy your time with us. You may encounter times of turbulence. It is your responsibility to provide your own remedy for any issues occurring from such turbulence. :D