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Sep 17, 2013 17:00:14   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
I wonder if there is any chance that this test is not really true.


The Fence Test
You can't get any more accurate than this! This is straight forward country thinking.. by
Jeff Foxworthy… Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

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Sep 17, 2013 17:13:15   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
oldroy wrote:
I wonder if there is any chance that this test is not really true.


The Fence Test
You can't get any more accurate than this! This is straight forward country thinking.. by
Jeff Foxworthy… Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
I wonder if there is any chance that this test is ... (show quote)


Bullseye! Of course, this could apply to any sort of Socialist, not just the Democrat variety.

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Sep 17, 2013 17:23:03   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
banjojack wrote:
Bullseye! Of course, this could apply to any sort of Socialist, not just the Democrat variety.


But how many Democrats would agree with the part we agree with?

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Sep 17, 2013 17:35:10   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
oldroy wrote:
But how many Democrats would agree with the part we agree with?


Offhand, I'd say.....None.

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Sep 17, 2013 18:23:18   #
bluejacket
 
banjojack wrote:
Offhand, I'd say.....None.


here you all sit inside the conservative echo chamber and getting it all wrong
and sadly that is the best you can do

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Sep 17, 2013 18:51:52   #
katz Loc: washington
 
bluejacket wrote:
here you all sit inside the conservative echo chamber and getting it all wrong
and sadly that is the best you can do


Getting what all wrong. Please explain. :?

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Sep 17, 2013 19:17:40   #
bmac32 Loc: West Florida
 
Very few!


oldroy wrote:
But how many Democrats would agree with the part we agree with?

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Sep 17, 2013 22:30:17   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
katz wrote:
Getting what all wrong. Please explain. :?


I doubt you will get your explanation very soon, at least until the left blogs can come up with an answer.

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