A night in Area 51.
Oct 22, 2015 19:11:58 #
You may have heard of the best kept secret of the US army - the infamous area 51 in Nevada, where secret operations are conducted.
It was late afternoon when Air Force spotted a Cessna airplane landing right at area 51. Perplexed, they immediately seized the pilot and d**gged him into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane... only this time there were two people in the plane. The pilot and a sour, angry looking woman.
The same pilot jumped out and said, "I know I shouldn't be here again, and you can do anything you want to me, but please, please, will you tell my wife that I actually DID spend last night in area 51!"
It was late afternoon when Air Force spotted a Cessna airplane landing right at area 51. Perplexed, they immediately seized the pilot and d**gged him into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane... only this time there were two people in the plane. The pilot and a sour, angry looking woman.
The same pilot jumped out and said, "I know I shouldn't be here again, and you can do anything you want to me, but please, please, will you tell my wife that I actually DID spend last night in area 51!"
Oct 22, 2015 19:19:05 #
Elwood wrote:
You may have heard of the best kept secret of the ... (show quote)
For me, this would be a true story!
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SEMPER FI
Oct 22, 2015 19:30:57 #
mongo wrote:
For me, this would be a true story!
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SEMPER FI
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
SEMPER FI
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 22, 2015 19:42:38 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:thumbup: I think my ex wife may have come from Area 51.
Oct 22, 2015 20:26:15 #
Rufus wrote:
:thumbup: I think my ex wife may have come from Area 51.
I think my second ex might be related to her. :shock:
Oct 22, 2015 20:53:01 #
Rufus wrote:
:thumbup: I think my ex wife may have come from Area 51.
:lol: :lol:
Oct 22, 2015 23:42:15 #
Oct 23, 2015 08:16:47 #
Parrothead wrote:
I think my second ex might be related to her. :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oct 23, 2015 13:13:27 #
Oct 23, 2015 14:26:51 #
boatbob2 wrote:
ACTUALLY,THE US ARMY DOES NOT RUN AREA 51,
It doesn't exist. :shock:
Oct 23, 2015 15:04:34 #
Parrothead wrote:
It doesn't exist. :shock:
That sounds almost as cruel as Santa Clause doesn't exist. :shock:
Oct 23, 2015 15:08:54 #
Jimbolai wrote:
That sounds almost as cruel as Santa Clause doesn't exist. :shock:
Santa Clause does exist. I see him tracked by radar every Christmas Eve. So don't try to pull that government cover up on me.
Oct 23, 2015 15:17:38 #
Parrothead wrote:
It doesn't exist. :shock:
Neither does my ex wife, but there is not any evidence to connect me to her disappearance. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Oct 23, 2015 15:20:31 #
Rufus wrote:
Neither does my ex wife, but there is not any evidence to connect me to her disappearance. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
:shock: :lol: :lol:
I know nothing! Nothing!
Oct 23, 2015 15:21:35 #
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