Summary of Life's Great T***hs
Oct 21, 2015 13:37:19 #
GREAT T***HS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
second person.
4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
5) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap .
GREAT T***HS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground...
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the
toy..
GREAT T***HS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional...
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're
down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions...
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus..
4) You look like Santa Claus.
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
second person.
4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
5) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap .
GREAT T***HS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground...
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the
toy..
GREAT T***HS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional...
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're
down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions...
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus..
4) You look like Santa Claus.
Oct 21, 2015 13:48:05 #
Oct 22, 2015 17:02:36 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
GREAT T***HS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: br... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: All true. Poppa, you seem to have become so much more astute and gained much wisdom and insight in these last few months since I've been away. Are you writing this yourself or do you have a ghost writer? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oct 22, 2015 18:59:22 #
Rufus wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: All true. Poppa, you seem to have become so much more astute and gained much wisdom and insight in these last few months since I've been away. Are you writing this yourself or do you have a ghost writer? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank you for the compliment. However, I must admit my 'wisdom and insight' is mostly attributable to plagiarism. :oops: :mrgreen: :XD: :lol:
Oct 22, 2015 19:09:52 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Thank you for the compliment. However, I must admit my 'wisdom and insight' is mostly attributable to plagiarism. :oops: :mrgreen: :XD: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oct 22, 2015 23:06:23 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Thank you for the compliment. However, I must admit my 'wisdom and insight' is mostly attributable to plagiarism. :oops: :mrgreen: :XD: :lol:
Now there's an honest man! You're good people Poppa! :thumbup:
Oct 22, 2015 23:07:56 #
PZG1225 wrote:
Now there's an honest man! You're good people Poppa! :thumbup:
Danke mein Freund.
Oct 22, 2015 23:27:43 #
Oct 23, 2015 10:52:52 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Salty, this has to be one one of your best :!: :thumbup:
At a certain age, we learn to handle the painful t***h. :wink:
At a certain age, we learn to handle the painful t***h. :wink:
Oct 23, 2015 12:57:23 #
slatten49 wrote:
Salty, this has to be one one of your best :!: :thumbup:
At a certain age, we learn to handle the painful t***h. :wink:
At a certain age, we learn to handle the painful t***h. :wink:
Really? I hope that is a long ways off. I can't handle the t***h. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oct 23, 2015 13:11:16 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Rufus wrote:
Really? I hope that is a long ways off. I can't handle the t***h. :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's what Colonel Jessup/Jack Nicholson said in 'A Few Good Men.' :mrgreen:
Oct 23, 2015 15:14:57 #
slatten49 wrote:
That's what Colonel Jessup/Jack Nicholson said in 'A Few Good Men.' :mrgreen:
Really! That movie may have been before my time. Who is Jack Nicholson? :roll:
Oct 23, 2015 17:55:09 #
[quote=Rufus]Really! That movie may have been before my time. Who is Jack Nicholson? :roll:[/qd
One of his best was "One flew over the coockoos nest"....also noteworthy was " As Good As It Gets"....come to think of it.....he hasn't done anything for quite a long time. Sad, because he is a fabulous actor. Look into some of his movies, think you will like him. He's not for everyone, that's for sure.
One of his best was "One flew over the coockoos nest"....also noteworthy was " As Good As It Gets"....come to think of it.....he hasn't done anything for quite a long time. Sad, because he is a fabulous actor. Look into some of his movies, think you will like him. He's not for everyone, that's for sure.
Oct 23, 2015 18:11:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
[quote=PZG1225][quote=Rufus]Really! That movie may have been before my time. Who is Jack Nicholson? :roll:[/qd
One of his best was "One flew over the coockoos nest"....also noteworthy was " As Good As It Gets"....come to think of it.....he hasn't done anything for quite a long time. Sad, because he is a fabulous actor. Look into some of his movies, think you will like him. He's not for everyone, that's for sure.[/quote]
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One of his latter ones made my list of favorites...'The Bucket List,' with Morgan Freeman. 8-) The two you listed were certainly included in the same list of mine. Also, 'Chinatown.' :thumbup:
One of his best was "One flew over the coockoos nest"....also noteworthy was " As Good As It Gets"....come to think of it.....he hasn't done anything for quite a long time. Sad, because he is a fabulous actor. Look into some of his movies, think you will like him. He's not for everyone, that's for sure.[/quote]
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One of his latter ones made my list of favorites...'The Bucket List,' with Morgan Freeman. 8-) The two you listed were certainly included in the same list of mine. Also, 'Chinatown.' :thumbup:
Oct 23, 2015 18:13:06 #
[quote=PZG1225][quote=Rufus]Really! That movie may have been before my time. Who is Jack Nicholson? :roll:[/qd
One of his best was "One flew over the coockoos nest"....also noteworthy was " As Good As It Gets"....come to think of it.....he hasn't done anything for quite a long time. Sad, because he is a fabulous actor. Look into some of his movies, think you will like him. He's not for everyone, that's for sure.[/quote]
I was only joking. I am 57 years old and know who Jack Nicholson is. But I was just picking on slatten. Having some fun with him. Yes, I remember all these movies. But I believe God wants me to keep ole slat in check. In fact he has called on a number of us to do this. Like Hillary Clinton said, " It takes a village." :lol: :lol: :lol:
One of his best was "One flew over the coockoos nest"....also noteworthy was " As Good As It Gets"....come to think of it.....he hasn't done anything for quite a long time. Sad, because he is a fabulous actor. Look into some of his movies, think you will like him. He's not for everyone, that's for sure.[/quote]
I was only joking. I am 57 years old and know who Jack Nicholson is. But I was just picking on slatten. Having some fun with him. Yes, I remember all these movies. But I believe God wants me to keep ole slat in check. In fact he has called on a number of us to do this. Like Hillary Clinton said, " It takes a village." :lol: :lol: :lol:
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